Hetalia Oneshots

🇬🇧England X Reader - Jack The Ripper🇬🇧

Warning: Gore, Mentions of murders which Iggy committed, some swearing, and Lemon

This morning I read the daily newspaper and another suspected "Jack The Ripper" Murder took place last night on November 9th, 1888. As horrible and sickly as it may sound, I really didn't care about the murder victim or any of Jack The Ripper's victims. Why would I care about someone who's just cleaning up the streets of Whitechapel? 

Besides, one less whore is one step closer to a better world. This had been the fourth murder in the past few months, but like I said before, why should I care? I walked down to the pub down the street that night only to see prostitutes in the dark alleyways waiting for someone to pay them for sex. DISGUSTANG (Anyone get that reference? No? Okay). When I entered the pub, I went and sat down at a booth where I waited for my drink to be ready. 

A man who looked to be about my age came up to me, "Excuse ma'am, may I sit here? All of the other seats are taken." I looked up at him and seen that he was quite attractive with his blonde hair and beautiful green eyes. "Um, yes you may sit over here." I said awkwardly. We sat in silence for a while until he broke the silence, "Love, have you heard about those 'Jack The Ripper' murders?" He asked. I looked up from my lap, "Yeah I have, why do you ask?"

"Isn't that just awful what happened to those...'women'?" I looked at him with a straight face, "No, not really. I mean, prostitutes are one of the lowest forms of life there is. Besides, 'Jack' is just cleaning up the streets of Whitechapel and London, isn't that technically a good deed? I mean one less whore is one step further towards a better world." He nodded his head, "You're exactly right." I checked the time on the clock on the wall. "I'm sorry, I have to leave sir. I must get home." I said.

"It's alright love, goodbye. Be safe." He said kindly and waved to me as I walked out the door. As I was walking back to my townhouse, I heard a shrill scream coming from an alleyway behind me. I turned around only to see the man from earlier dressed in the same clothes, stabbing a girl to death and ripping her internal and vital organs out of her body and then laughing about it. He must have heard me gasp because he turned around and got at least a decent view of what I looked like.

I quickly ran back the way I came and sprinted as fast as I could all the way home. "Oh my God...I met Jack The Ripper at the pub! And I'm next!" I screamed in my head. I shut and locked all of my doors and windows and turned off all of the lights to make it seem as if no one was home. My breathing was still heavy from the all the running and terror I felt. Surprisingly, I was still able to fall asleep later that night. 

The next morning, I headed out to look for that man I met at the pub last night. I decided to look in the most logical place; the same pub we met. When I walked in, he was sitting in the exact same spot as he was last night. I sat down across from him, "Hello." I said. "Hello, love. You know I never got your name last night." He said with a small awkward smile. "It's Y/N, what's yours?" I replied.

"My name's Arthur Kirkland." He smiled, "Would you like to go for a walk?" I nodded my head, "Sure, Arthur." Once we were outside, I glanced around to make sure nobody was around, "You're Jack The Ripper aren't you?" I whispered. His eyes widened and his expression grew dark as he pushed me against the wall with a knife held to my neck, "Why do you want to know? For some kind of reward the Queen put out for whoever turns me in?" 

I shook my head, "No, I want to help." I stated, "You what?!" He shouted, "I want to help you get rid of those filthy whores out on the streets." I repeated myself, "And just what do you want out of this?" He said, still holding the knife to my throat. "I'd like to be Mrs. Kirkland." I said with a small wink. He backed up and put the knife back into his coat pocket, "Wow, you really are something else, Y/N." I gave him a small kiss on the cheek, "I know."

Time Skip (Right to the lemon OwO)

"I love you no matter what, Arthur." I said leaning up to kiss him. We'd been seeing each other for  few months now, and I didn't care if he was Jack The Ripper, I still loved him. We'd been at his house just sitting around and talking. He soon returned the kiss and pulled me closer. I pushed him back on the couch and sat on his lap. He poked my bottom lip with his tongue and I opened my mouth slightly for him, only for him to instantly dart his tongue in and explore every bit.

I tangled my fingers in his blonde hair as he wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me closer. I swirled my tongue with his making him let out an almost inaudible moan. His hands began to roam my body as I slowly rocked my hips back and forth on top of his. It wasn't longer before his bulge was rubbing against my clothed entrance making me blush even more and want him even more. 

"Artie~" I purred softly in his ear, "I want you~" He bucked his hips upwards and moaned a bit as well as I did. He slid me off of his lap as he began taking his coat and other clothing off. "We're really going this far." I thought to myself, I didn't even know if I was ready for this. We were both fully in the nude as I awkwardly stood there staring at him in all of his naked glory, my eyes finally travelling to his large, erect member. 

I got on my knees and gently licked the tip as he sucked in a sharp breath and threw his head back. I put his whole member in my mouth, or least what I could fit and began bobbing my head while sucking gently as he slightly spreads his legs, "Y-Y/N, faster..." I bobbed my head faster as he tangled his fingers in my hair and pulled at certain strands. He pulled me off of his member and back on top of him as he sat back up with me on his lap, trying to position himself at my entrance. 

"Love, are you sure?" He looked at me with a look of worry, "Yes, I'm sure." As he began to slide himself into me, I flinched and got ready for the pain. I knew it was going to hurt, but I didn't know it'd hurt this bad. I wrapped my arms around him and dug my nails into his shoulders and he wrapped his arms around my waist. "Y-You can move now..." I said weakly. He started off thrusting slowly but then starting picking up his pace, moving quicker and quicker.

"Agh! Arthur~ Hit there again!" I shouted as he hit my spot over and over again. I felt that I was getting close as his thrusts kept getting sloppier meaning that he was close as well. Both of us were both and had been for some time now, blushing and moaning messes. I felt the tight knot in my stomach burst as we came at the same time. I lied down on the couch with him as I hugged him tightly, "I love you." I whispered, "I love you too Y/N..."