Phan Oneshots

Fifteen: Happy Christmas

A/N: I was gonna publish this on Christmas but I got impatient so here it is on Christmas Eve (If ur in the US) but I love all you humans and thanks for reading this trash. Have this really short fluff (it'll rot ur teeth I swear) <3

"Dan! Dan wake up it's Christmas!!" I scream at my sleeping boyfriend for the third time. He just groans and rolls over. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. I run and jump onto Dan's bed, landing right on his chest. He lets out a loud yell as I bounce up and down on top of him. He gives me an expert glare as I continue to act like a child.

"What do you want Phil?" He asks, voice still gruff from sleep. If I wasn't so excited for the holiday, I'd probably be able to register how sexy that voice is. But nonetheless, I squeal a bit and continue to annoy Dan.

"It's Christmas Dan!!!" I yell excitedly. His glare melts away and is replaced with a smile.

"Why didn't you say so?" He shoves me off of him playfully and goes to his closet to grab his Christmas sweater.

"I did. Three times." I remind him.

"You did?"

"Yes."

"Well I didn't hear you." I pout and cross my arms over my chest as I sit up on Dan's bed. He giggles at me and bends down in front of me, kissing my lips tenderly. "Happy Christmas love." He says. "Do you want to go open presents?" I nod excitedly and scramble downstairs, Dan follows closely behind.

I run straight to the tree and grab a present for Dan to open. I thrust it into his grip excitedly. He laughs and kneels down beside me, slowly unwrapping the present. Dan pulled out a tan teddy bear. It had a black bow tie around it's neck and the tag attached to it had a special message on it.

A bear for my bear ❤️
Love, Phil

Dan smiled and thanked me. I reached for a uniquely shaped present with my name on it but Dan stopped me.

"I want you to open that one last." He whispered and handed me a different present. I grin and begin to tear open the wrapping. Inside the wrapping paper was another box that Dan helped me open. I pulled out a stuffed lion. I looked at Dan in shock.

"You copied me!" I whined, gesturing to the teddy bear he had in his arms. He giggled and hit my arm playfully.

"You copied me first!" He countered. I rolled my eyes and read the tag attached to the lion.

It is with great pride that I give this stuffed animal to my mane man, Phil. Love you to the moon and back Lion.
-Dan

I groan at his cheesy puns. He laughs and kisses my lips.

"You're welcome." He whispers. I mouth a thank you to him before handing over his next present.

It had been a pretty successful Christmas. So far, Dan has gotten me a framed photo of us kissing; a homemade coupon book (good for unlimited boyfriend hugs and kisses); and two matching bracelets for each of us. They both have October 19, 2009 engraved on the inside. And I have gotten him maltesers (to make fun of his old branding); a full boxed set of every FRIENDS episode ever; a collage of photos of us; and a customized scented candle (called "Dan's Soul"). The only present that remains under the tree is the odd rectangular shaped present Dan wanted to save for last. He hands it to me and instructs me to sit facing him.

"I want to see your full reaction." He explains. Confused though I may be, I face towards Dan and open the gift. It's a box of Crunchy Nut cereal. The box feels a lot lighter than most others. I shake it and only hear one lone object rattling around inside of it. I look up at Dan confusedly and he motions for me to open it. I do and shake out the object inside. A ring falls onto our carpet. I drop the box and bring my hands up to cover my mouth in shock. Dan grabs it and gets on one knee. Tears begin to leak from my eyes as I look into the chocolate brown eyes I love so much.

"Phil, I'm rubbish at big speeches. But just know that you mean the world to me. I wouldn't be who I am today without you. Heck, I probably wouldn't even BE here if it weren't for you. You've helped me achieve so much and I can never express how grateful I am to have you. You are the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on. I know I talk about Evan Peters a lot, but even he can't compare to how gorgeous you are. Not to mention how adorable you are. My heart melts from the mere thought of you. There has never been a person or thing on this earth that understands me like you do. No one has ever made me feel this... alive. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up and cuddle next to you. I want to be able to call you mine forever. I want to be able to show you off to people because god damn it you deserve it. I want to kiss your cherry red lips and look into your crystallike blue eyes. As cheesy as it sounds, I want you. I do. You've made me the happiest man alive in the 9 years I've known you. So, Philip Michael Lester, love of my life, will you do me the honor, of marrying me?" Dan monologues.

I'm fully sobbing at this point. And I nod my head frantically because words have failed me at this point. Dan smiles and grabs my left hand to slip the ring onto my finger. He kisses the back of my hand and pulls me into a tight embrace. I feel my tears soaking his shirt as I hug him. But neither of us care, because we have each other, and nothing else matters.

After that he pulls me to the couch and we cuddle and watch various Christmas movies.

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A/N: Merry Christmas!!!!! Enjoy this crappily written oneshot as a gift from me to you!!!!