tackled ? || chris evans

group

ew twin- conor maynard
fukboi- jack maynard
the young one -anna maynard

keeping up with the maynards

assquid
fuck, im so nervous
assquid
why am i so nervous?

fukboi
why are you so nervous?

the young one
since when do you get nervous?

assquid
since like 5 mins ago?
assquid
idk help a sister out

ew twin
get some pills and those steroids you use to get those fake muscles of yours

assquid
boohoo, these are absolutely real
assquid
aren't you supposed to be drivin or somethin?

ew twin
aren't you supposed to be training and tackling everyone to the ground or something, twin?

assquid
oh, so that's how it's gonna go?

ew twin
oh yes, squidward

fukboi
I CALL #TEAMASTRID

assquid
god bless jack maynard
assquid
good choice, brother

the young one
guess i have to go with conor

ew twin
well, don't you sound jolly?

fukboi
*whispers* she doesnt
fukboi
mOVING ON, before we continue, we'll have to invite our useless but disgustingly cool refree, JEREMY RENNER!

fukboi added uncle remy to
keeping up with the maynards

uncle remy
you guys only add me here when you need something from me
uncle remy
what do you 4 rotten devil's spawn want with my innocent soul?

assquid
hey uncle rem, nice to see you too
assquid
it's been a while. how is the filming for avengers 4? is chris hemsworth still loking like a snac?

the young one
*facepalm*

fukboi
anywAY, we need a ref because there's an actual civil war going on here.

uncle remy
*sighs*, fine. but you lot are getting me that cheese pizza from place across astrid's apartment building.

assquid
*flat

fukboi
*flat

the young one
*flat

grandpa
*flat

uncle remy
that joke was funny when you used it the first time, not anymore
uncle remy
oh and, astrid, pratt said that "hemsworth is mine and mine only"
uncle remy
but im getting chris in here to help me out with you lot.

the young one
which chris?

uncle remy
the one with a shoulder to waist ratio of 155533:1

ew twin
oh astrid's gonna enjoy having evans in here

assquid
wait what why?

ew twin
idk, what did i say?

uncle remy added 404-555-0128 to keeping up with the maynards

uncle remy
treat my man well, kids

assquid
you sound awfully posessive of him, jer

ew twin
you're just jealous because you wanna be the one posessive of him ;)

assquid
oh shut your bloody mouth, conor

ew twin
oH IT IS STARTING, SISTER

assquid
it's on

ew twin
back me up, anna

the young one
later, im tryna eat

god bless doritos
wait, what's happening

assquid
pick a side, capt
assquid
we're gonna go on a ride

god bless doritos
conor?

assquid
traitor

god bless doritos
sorry?
god bless doritos
what
god bless doritos
wh- how do i even do this thing?

the young one
we post ugly pictures of the opponent on instagram, snapchat, twitter and do diss tracks on them

assquid
the game's on, may the best team wins :)
assquid
oh and, get that bottle of vodka ready for me, captain

uncle remy
i honestly question how she doesn't get hangovers with the amount of alcohol she's consuming