tackled ? || chris evans

group

weedow - scarlett johansson
billionaire- robert downey jr.
gorgeous aussie - chris hemsworth
green giant - mark rufflo
arrowhead - jeremy renner
actual dorito - chris evans

the a-team

weedow
my only question is, how did chris get mixed up with renner's god-children?

actual dorito
i don't even understand what is happening
actual dorito
i was forced to join the war

arrowhead
not my fault i can't handle those british youngsters on my own
arrowhead
they are simply too much, *sighs*

billionaire
im jealous that you didn't ask me
billionaire
it's a matter of life and death

arrowhead
if it's any consolation, i was also forced to join.
arrowhead
if there's anyone to blame, it's these 2 airheads right here

arrowhead added ew twin and assquid to the a-team

assquid
istfg, stop adding me to groupchats

arrowhead
hi, astrid, nice to talk to you, how you doing? do you not miss your amazing, kind and cool god father?

assquid
h a h a, y o u  a r e  s o  f u n n y

actual dorito
do you not have training sessions a day before a match?

assquid
do you wanna get rid of me that much,
mr traitor?

ew twin
yes, i do
ew twin
you disgusting piece of rubbish

assquid
i'll have you know that this 'piece of thrash' was your wombmate

ew twin
you were scientifically injected into mom's womb

assquid
stop bullying wtf
assquid
uncle remy, need some help here

arrowhead
oh, no
arrowhead
it's your fight kid, i'm just here to enjoy it

assquid
help an enemy out, chrevans?

actual dorito
i mean,
actual dorito
don't bully her, conor

billionaire
that is true love right there, children

assquid
WAIT SHIT
assquid
IS THIS THE AVENGERS ASSEMBLE GROUPCHAT!1!1!1!1!1!!1
assquid
CONOR PAUL MAYNARD.
assquid
ARE YOU SEEING THIS

ew twin
seeing, still working on believing

weedow
hey, kids

assquid
bloody knackers
assquid
rem, you're a dickhead

arrowhead
sorry not at all, kiddo