tackled ? || chris evans

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[ foursome jk ]
chris🥰, hemsie🤪, elsa🤤, ast🤩

chris🥰
just a fact,
its not happening

elsa🤤
we get it, chris
you have a daddy kink
and you don't like sharing

ast🤩
ohmygod
😂😂😂
this is great

hemsie🤪
it wasn't me

chris🥰
lord
*i don't have a daddy kink*

ast🤩
alright buddy

hemsie🤪
yes old man,
we believe you

elsa🤤
mHm
so, are we doing this double date thing or not

ast🤩
did you guys bring the kids along?

hemsie🤪
nah
it's our honeymoon phase

chris🥰
you've been married for 9 years man

elsa🤤
and we have kids that climbs the refrigerator just for chocolates
by the way, when are yours coming along

ast🤩
i don't know,
i mean, maybe in the future
but it's kinda too soon for kids

chris🥰
mhm
what the lady said

hemsie🤪
just saying
your kids are going to look bombz

ast🤩
do not ever use that word again, hems
wait
we are doing this double date thing right

chris🥰
yeah if the married couple are good with it

hemsie🤪
should we do dinner?
then maybe bowling or something before that

ast🤩
oh you are on hemsworth

hemsie🤪
loser pays dinner?

chris🥰
say goodbye to your credit card chris

elsa🤤
are we all representing our countries here?

ast🤩
bonjour amiga
oh wait
thats half french

hemsie🤪
all your countries are going down, including you too babe

elsa🤤
espanyol lives, my love

ast🤩
just saying,
england won against australia in the rugby world cup

chris🥰
i still havent got my revenge for the prank wars, ;)

elsa🤤
alright guys
lets chill down a bit
what's the plan?

ast🤩
easy
me and chris are gonna pick you guys up at the hotel, then we're gonna go to the bowling alley, then im gonna thrash all of you
simple :)

hemsie🤪
what part of chill down do you not understand, woman
anyways we can probably take a train to manchester this thursday

chris🥰
me and ast are watching the football match on thursday night
so i guess friday 2 pm?

elsa🤤
be prepared to get thrashed

chris🥰
continue the thrash talk, and i swear im dropping astrid at the hotel and only picking hemsworth up for boys night

ast🤩
i dare you buddy

hemsie🤪
yeah yeah we get it, you all show your love by insulting one another

ast🤩
alright im driving home
bye suckers🤡

chris🥰
ignore her
she's already home
she's just awkward at ending conversations

hemsie🤪
hey astrid
i'll give you some advice
it starts with a b and ends with an e
its bye bitches

ast🤩
that ended with an s dumbo

hemsie🤪
then pretend i said bye bitche ;)

ast🤩
elsa, how and why are you married to this lame boyman

elsa🤤
i have no bloody idea