tackled ? || chris evans

message

chad
hit me

ast
okay, sure
*slaps chadwick boseman through the screen*

chad
i meant with all the shits that happened between you and lover boy

ast
oh okay
*slaps chadwick boseman again*

chad
*slaps astrid maynard back*
so did you guys break up already

ast
*slaps chad again*
it's been 2 weeks but
idk man
i'd say i dont wanna talk about it but you're my straight boy best man

chad
*slaps you*
so sbbm?
talk
talk
talk
talk

ast
you know how closed off i get sometimes when things happen?

chad
and how you avoid people when those things happens
and also how you 'don't want others to carry your burden'
i think i know🤷‍♂️

ast
i did that with chris
or to chris
which is a complete dick astrid move

chad
trust me i know
why did you do that 
jesus christ
you're really fucking dumb

ast
this friendship is over.
but
i really have no idea if i can take this couple thing seriously

chad
so are you still together?

ast
distinctly kind of idk
i really messed up
but it's just, you and ari are the only people i talk to since this messed up injury

chad
this is my advice as your sbbm
if you think he's right for you, go talk to him. make things right,
but if you dont think so, you shouldn't leave him hanging.
he's being a good partner if he really cares about your feelings

ast
see this is why i keep you around
but i have no bloody idea

chad added ari to the chat

chad
knock some sense into our friend will ya?

ari
*knocks astrid's head through the screen*

ast
this is why i keep ari around🥰

ari
i take it back
you never use emojis
why are you using it
who are you
what have you done to my friend

ast
and im throwing you out 😲

chad
no you aren't

ari
because you're using yellow faced icons and it feels like im talking to a different person

chad
off topic ari

ari
fine
what happened
because i know damn well chris didnt do anyt wrong,
so what did you do

ast
sod off
i was a bitch

ari
i seem to find that normal
but please, continue

ast
okay bro now u the bitch😒

chad
please stop using the emojis
you're scaring me off

ast
fine😬
i guess
he tried to make me feel better about quitting rugby,
he's a good guy ari but
i get pessimistic y'know

ari
and depressing, closed off, angsty,
what else is new?

ast
and i burst out on him
and indirectly told him to fuck off

chad
okay
the latter is very new
what did you say

ast
he said we'll talk in la
asshole me said dont bother

chad
🥴

ari
🥴

chad
that sounds like someone asking for a break up

ari
or divorce man

chad
you are fucking stupid

ari
absolutely brainless astrid

ast
i probably deserved that

ari
probably?
EXCUSE ME
YOU REALLY DESERVED THAT
HE WAS BEING A GOOD BOYFRIEND ASTRID TAYLOR MAYNARD.

ast
i know, i know
im sorry

ari
im not the one you're supposed to be sorry to
because lover boy is pretty upset with you

ast
i think that's kind of obvious

chad
please its very obvious

ast
yeah man i already feel bad
what should i do, friends of mine?

ari
i mean if you still like him, make it up
but if you don't, you cant leave him hanging like that
just close it off in good terms, y'know

ast
yeah no shit
i honestly think i love him dude

chad
🥺😲🥺

ari
so i guess you're gonna make it up to him?

ast
fk yeah
did i ever said how much i love you peeps?

chad
every now and then

ari
eh kind of

ast
I LOBE YOU🥰💋

ari
okay

ast
im serious
i seriously love you guys so fucking much and i just keep you around cause you 2 give really good advices

chad
aw sweet
now go get your man kid

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uh why did no one tell me writing is a good remedy for post-breakups