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chris🥰
your dad's kind of cool

ast🥰
where did you think i got these dope genes from

chris🥰
at least now i know that even 50 year old mums like me

ast🥰
ya
go to them you prick

chris🥰
i was about to add 'but my heart is into this rugby player'

ast🥰
huh
who you talking about
charlotte caslick?

chris🥰
fuck you
you know its you

ast🥰
its always you

chris🥰
if im ever gonna fall in love, i know its gonna be you

ast🥰
aw
you get real sappy evans

chris🥰
only for you hoe

ast🥰
we have officially reached the point in society where couples insult their other half

chris🥰
and apparently being extremely in love is sappy:(

ast🥰
if its any consolation, im in love with you too baby

chris🥰
awwww you actually have feelings
anyw soooo
since im here for the next 10 days

ast🥰
date night?

chris🥰
you know me too well baby

ast🥰
you ever been to manchester?

chris🥰
i'll go anywhere as long as its with you

ast🥰
oh my god
that was the cringey-est thing i've ever heard but holy shit thats so mf sweet
christopher, i didn't know you had it in you

chris🥰
c'mon lets go there
roadtrip or train?

ast🥰
we did the train thing already :(

chris🥰
I CALL DIBS ON DRIVING

ast🥰
OOHOOHOOH
BABE
THERE'S A SOCCER GAME ON THURSDAY!!!

chris🥰
JOKES ON YOU IM PAING FOR THE TICKETS AND EVERYTHING

ast🥰
SIKE BIJ, IM THE ONE WITH SEASON TICKETS AND CLUB MEMBERSHIP

chris🥰
IVE BEEN PAYING FOR THE MEMBERSHIP AND SEASON TICKETS SINCE 2017

ast🥰
you're bully evans

chris🥰
i love you too baby

ast🥰
im gonna be fuckin spoilt because of you

chris🥰
i love you

ast🥰
i love you too dork

chris🥰
good restaurants in manchester?

ast🥰
i mean
i know this really good steakhouse
but there's this other more casual asian restaurant that's pretty good too

chris🥰
i would surprise you but i dont know shit about places in manchester

ast🥰
please let me surprise you🥺
and pay
plsplsplsplspls
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

chris🥰
please dont
🥺🥺🥺

ast🥰
aw
change of plans buddy

chris🥰
huh
what happened

ast🥰
look at my latest post

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