astrid: should i lock a drunk chris evans in my basement or help him into the guest bedroom in my house?
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anthonymackie: if there's a sex dungeon in your basement, im going with the first option:)
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user1: same mack @anthonymackie
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robertdowneyjr: u finally said something smart @anthonymackie
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astrid: YOU PERVERTED BASTARDS. SHAME ON YOU SEX-ADDICTED CREATURES.
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astrid maynot retweeted:
user1: just imagine@astrid 's huge ass fuck muscles tensing up while helping a drunk-of-his-ass @chrisevans into her house
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user2: why the fuck am i licking my lips at the sound of that?
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astrid: please don't get turned on by my muscles, cause it's weird and chris is actually heavy
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scarjo: don't even bother complaining, the number of people who finds your muscles beautiful is larger than falcon's butt. @astrid
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astrid: wait can we just process this?
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astrid: 1- i have a dead superhero in the bedroom next door
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astrid: 2- i think i have to cook breakfast for his dead hangover ass tomorrow
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astrid: 3- me and the dead superhero are currently enemies in war
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astrid: and 4- isn't it illegal to go on drinks with your enemy?
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user3: coming from the person who said that "murder is only illegal if you get caught"
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conormaynard: it probably is illegal but i know there's definitely nothing wrong with jumping into the same bed as the said superhero;)
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astrid: get me a new home gym, studio and a ticket to space @conormaynard
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jackmaynard: you lots are extremely noisy.
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renner4real: @astrid don't seem to understand that she's not allowed to date until she's 35
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astrid: i did not agree with your rules.
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user4: speaking of, she only dated 2 guys in her whole 25 years on earth @astrid
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astrid: great, why are we discussing my love life at 2 in the morning?
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robertdowneyjr: y'know time differences and all @astrid
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renner4real: no you will not be dating anyone in the next 10 years. @astrid
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astrid: as if i wanna date anyone at all
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chrisevans: not even me? @astrid
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astrid: damn it. i know i should've left your phone in the car. @chrisevans
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user5: OOOH THE SECRET BOYFRIEND IS HERE!1!1!1!!1!!!
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renner4real: it's done. im locking you in a cage for the next 10 years. @astrid
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tackled ? || chris evans
Fanfictionyoutuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]
