tackled ? || chris evans

twitter

astrid: @digitalspy 's article was 😴, as always. but, cant let it bring me down for today's match against the @wolverhamptonwolves
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chrisevans: still think you should start thinking about american football- preferably the patriots
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corbymcgregor: you did not @chrisevans
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arimason: oh, im definitely meeting you at your funeral @chrisevans
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astrid: we're breaking up🥴 @chrisevans
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user1: i bet their kids gotta choose between chris' patriots and astrid's blues
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chrisevans: im gonna make sure our son's gonna be named either tom or brady
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astrid: no wtf? obviously its either tim or horan? @chrisevans
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user2: hOLYMOLYJOLYFUCKYBUVKY
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robertdowneyjr: are you guys hinting towards a future wedding or something?
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user3: is it normal that im jumping on my desk?
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sebastianstan: you guys are devils @chrisevans @astrid
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astrid: don't do that, you might fall and die @user3
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astrid: cussing is bad @user2
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user4: 'cussing is bad'- astrid now // 'haters can fuck themselves in the ass' - astrid 3 days ago in late late london with james corden
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astrid: pArdOn- do nOT question my decisions, i may have passed university but 97% the time i copied my assignment from my friends @user4
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conormaynard: omg i love it when u talk to ur fans lmao. alot of shits idek about come out @astrid
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jackmaynard: what the fuck- im too young to be an uncle @astrid @chrisevans
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chrisevans: shit

robertdowneyjr: chris and astrid needs to get married already- i call minister
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arimason: i better be the maid of honour
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astrid: wtf, it's barely been 2 weeks
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chadwickboseman: and who were the ones talking about having kids?
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user5: I SAW CHAD ON TINDER
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chrisevans: we didnt bring it up bro
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astrid: i did too!!!! @user5
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chrisevans: why arent you in training? @astrid
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user6: oml england women's rugby team captain Astrid Maynard is SLACKING
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chrisevans: what the hell? YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN
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user7: @englandrugby announced it last week
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astrid: he's only surprised cause now he's not the only captain
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robertdowneyjr: please don't tell me that he has a captain kink? he already has a daddy kink
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user8: OMF ROT DOWNEY @robertdowneyjr
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chrisevans: i thought we forgot about that already @robertdowneyjr

astrid: okay peeps, too many people are asking (pestering) me about the nfl. WHICH IS OKAY, i mean- the nfl is amazing, american football is good and my heart and soul is with the new england patriots- always.
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astrid: BUT, i swear to god, i'll never leave rugby unless i have to🥴 the patriots might own the american football part of my heart but we all know that rugby owns my life. guess it's just a coincidence that me and cevans are into the same team🤫 or maybe tom brady is just too fukin hot.
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chrisevans: suddenly i don't like tom brady
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user9: chris jealous evans
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chrisevans: so this means you'll come with me to the patriots games?
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astrid: and go against @prattprattpratt? SURE
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prattprattpratt: I don't like you already @astrid
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astrid: sorry buddy, im only loyal to one chris @prattprattpratt
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user10: AWWWW THAT WAS CUTE @astrid
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user11: RELATIONSHIP GOALS OMG
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chrisevans: loyal to you too, ast @astrid
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user12: wait for it lmaooooaooaoaoao
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astrid: i was talking about @christophrwood 🥵 @chrisevans
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prattprattpratt: OH you got him good!
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user13: ouch
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chrisevans: i hate you