tackled ? || chris evans

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friends forever

trid
yo guys
what do you think about marriage, babies, and houses with a backyard and white fences

chad
it's a good imaginary
and i want it with the right person

ari
is this about chris?

trid
its-
well,
its kinda stupid

ari
everything is stupid with u,
but u know u can tell us anyt

trid
so we were just joking around about him being mama and papa's future son in law
and then he just strikes with a 'how far do you think future is?'

chad
so now you're overthinking

trid
yes
it just made me think if i want a family
as in kids and a lifetime husband and just an attachment cause like fuck i dont even know how to hold a baby and how to make a toddler laugh without accidentally including sex jokes

ari
you're right
its fucking stupid

chad
tell him that bro like wtf
you're obviously younger than him and there's like nothing wrong with just doubting what
you really want

ari
wth that was actually a decent advice coming from chad

trid
okay

ari
okay

chad
okay

trid
catch up soon, bros?

chad
joe's pizza soon?

ari
peperonj
*i

trid
hawaiian

ari
ew
pineapples on pizza
disgusting

chad
ya'll suck
seafood pizza

trid
wtf
that's gross
who puts shrimps on pizza

ari
your bestfriend

trid
ew

chad
joe's feeling attacked

trid
oops sorry joe

chad
when are you in nyc again?

trid
two weeks
i think

ari
yeah u fucker
u dont even know the date opening of your own gym

trid
sorry mum

chad
okay see you useless pricks in 2 weeks for pizza

trid
i'll go now cause i actually have a life and a boyfriend

ari
did she just-

chad
-attack us for being single
what the fuck