chrisevans: she wants the next date to be at the gym
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user1: water just came out of my nose
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caspar_lee: that girl has no understanding of relaxing
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astrid: you are in trouble @caspar_lee
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user2: uh, cool?
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user3: @astrid and @chrisevans better start dating or else people are gonna get their heads chopped off
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astrid: chill down, tiger
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user4: starting from jeremy and conor
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user5: you can't really blame jeremy and conor for being freaking protective over her though, jer is her father figure and conor is her wombmate
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conormaynard: thank you random person, @user5
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renner4real: at least someone understands
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user3: lol, just propose @chrisevans
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astrid: apparently, @chrisevans hates leg day, so im gonna make him pay for it.
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chrisevans: i feel like i should have signed up for @chrishemsworth 's fitness app instead of this
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user1: be prepared evans
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user2: lol her leg day routine is everywhere on the internet, just do your research chris
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astrid: oh no, that routine is too easy. i came out with a new one :)
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user3: HOW CAN YOU MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE WORST THAN THE CURRENT ONE
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chrisevans: im not safe, arent i?
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conormaynard: good luck @chrisevans
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renner4real: why do you think she doesn't have a home gym? @chrisevans
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chrisevans: uh because she has too many gym memberships?
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astrid: they're scared that i'll 'drag them into the gym and make them workout'
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chrishemsworth: im offering you to be one of the trainers in my app
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astrid: hit me up, aussie beefcake
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chrisevans: who the fuck does deadlifts right after sumo rdls?
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user4: lol your date @chrisevans
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astrid maysnort retweeted :
sebastianstan: i made a deal with the devil @astrid
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sebastianstan: but she said my thighs were amazing so...
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anthonymackie: are they really better than my thighs? @astrid
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astrid: @winston_duke 's are the amazingest @anthonymackie
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user1: just casually comparing the thighs of the marvel men, why don't ya?
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user2: the things you can do with
@chrisevans' thighs
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user3: or @chrishemsworth 's
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astrid: INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT
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user4: what did you deal sebastian anyway
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user5: lol, probably like a one night stand or something whore-ish @user4
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sebastianstan: get out, @user5
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astrid: more like being my gym partner to a gym opening in LA
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user6: CAW CAW MATHAFACKA
@user5
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tackled ? || chris evans
Fanfictionyoutuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]
