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god bless dorito
i guess i actually do owe you a drink now, huh?
assquid
jack did warn you, capt
god bless dorito
guess i should have known not to mess with a rugby player
god bless dorito
speaking of,
god bless dorito
do you know any good bars in liverpool?
assquid
i actually do,
assquid
i'll send you the location anytime tonight,
god bless dorito
when are you free from human-tackling, field-sprinting and ball-touching?
god bless dorito
WAIT. SHIT.
god bless dorito
im so sorry, the last one sounds absolutely inappropriate
assquid
jesus CHRISt, what's up with your mind
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i know, i know
god bless dorito
dirty, perverted, filthy, disgusting
assquid
i was actually gonna say creative but i guess those 4 works too🤷🏼♀️
assquid
anyway, whereabouts are you?
assquid
i could actually pick u up and we can go straight to the bar
god bless dorito
that's not very 'gentleman-ish' of me, isn't it?
assquid
so, i'll see just see you at the bar in 30?
god bless dorito
i was about to say- but considering i don't actually have a car, you could just pick me up at my hotel?
assquid
nah, i don't want someone perverted, filthy, disgusting and dirty-minded riding in the car that i bought with my hard-earned money,
god bless dorito
you forgot creative🤷♂️
god bless dorito
i'll see you outside the hotel in 15
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tackled ? || chris evans
Fanfictionyoutuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]
