(i know the text is a lil different than that ^ but i cant make a new one for some reason so 👉🏼👈🏼)
chrisevans these are the signs of a one-sided relationship. i quit.
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user1 im more absorbed in this relationship then i am in my own relationship
user2 dude i dont even have a relationship
imsebastianstan someone's sleeping on the couch tonight and i don't think its chris
astrid shut up im already in deep shit @imsebastianstan
astrid oh no your partner doesn't have feelings for you 😲 you should breakup with her man
user31 look me in the eye and give me one good reason not to love this couple
user3 also aren't you guys in the same house all the time, why do you even text
chrisevans ask the woman why she doesn't stay in bed when the doctor obviously said bedrest @user3
astrid she didn't say bedstay, she said bedrest its two different things, love.
chrisevans if you wake up with a rover splattered with ugly green paint, just know you probably deserved it @astrid
anthonymackie fuck i fucking live for this couple, i swear to god man she's gonna be my female bro
astrid im flattered man @anthonymackie, and dont you dare touch my car evans
user4 is it just me or is it the future friendship goals
conormaynard you gotta live with it man, i cant even drink plain water in her car
user5 i prefer astrid and car goals @user4
astrid okay but chris won't admit that he's jealous so can you guys please make him admit🥺
elsapataky i mean, he wont take part in the foursome cause he's possessive and has a daddy kink so that explains it @astrid
chrisevans jesus fucking christ i didn't sign up to get attacked on my own account
user6 LaNguaGe
user7 daDdy kiNk
user8 lol wtf this relationship is like the fakest thing in the world of fame lmao
user9 nah man i think you're fake ;)
chrishemsworth i have a wife and her contact name is just elsa, you guys put hearts for each other
astrid oh don't pretend you aren't head over heels in love with her dude @chrishemsworth
user10 i love how she bonds so damn well with the mcu cast like bro how
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Fanfictionyoutuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]