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youtuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]

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ast🥰
alright so today's tuesday,
and we're leaving on the next thursday,
sooooo

chris🥰
i need to help you pack?

ast🥰
you're amazing evans

chris🥰
im just glad your mum wasn't too angry about it, though

ast🥰
i know,
this just feels like moving out of my parents' 6 years ago

chris🥰
im happy for you baby

ast🥰
i'll probably just pack 1 full luggage
and then we can pack the other important things into boxes and i can get it shipped

chris🥰
you have boxes right?

ast🥰
OH SHIT
NO
MY BABY
WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO
WITH MY CAR
OHMYGOD I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM

chris🥰
will you get this freaked out if i get kidnapped or something

ast🥰
maybe lesser,
i cant help it okay
my rover is the love of my life

chris🥰
oh wow
nice to know im just your toy, maynard

ast🥰
babe, are you jealous of my car?

chris🥰
mHm am I?

ast🥰
if it helps, you are a very close second, love

chris🥰
you just live to see me broken

ast🥰
okay
but pleaseeee help meeeee
should i get it shipped there or should i buy a car there

chris🥰
buy
i dont want to compete against that godforsaken car

ast🥰
aw baby
also can we stop texting even though you're just upstairs

chris🥰
get up here and hug your boyfriend

ast🥰
i'll think about it
depends on your decision on my car

chris🥰
fuck that car

ast🥰
i've never tried that before but
looks like im sleeping in the guest room tonight

chris🥰
i dare you

ast🥰
i'll lock the door

chris🥰
i'll sneak in through the windows

ast🥰
i'll lock the windows

chris🥰
i'll marry you

ast🥰
i'll tackle you
wait
what

chris🥰
i'll marry you someday

ast🥰
im omw