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Going through M/ns phone

Jeff Pov.

I stare at M/ns phone. Curiosity cones over me and I start going through it because the foolish mortal had no password. I then see he only had four people saved into his phone.

Mom (23 miscalls and 8 unread messages)

I skipped this one.

Cory <-Idiot(2 unread messages)

I open the messages for this one

Cory- we friends now so fuck you Jordan
M/n: wtf Cory
Cory: yes.

Cory:M/n
Cory:M/N MY WAFFLES ARE ON FIRE SEND HELP!!!!!!

Ok...

Kim (20 unread messages)

Kim: M/n
Kim: M/n
Kim: Respond you dirty potato
Kim: ;-;
Kim: respond kohai
Kim: 😠😡😠😡😡😠😡😥😤😠😡😡😠😡
Kim: ANSWER ME!!!!!!
Kim: I WILL LEWD YOUR FURRIES
Kim: plz respond Im lonely

Im starting to worry about M/ns taste in friends. These are some weird ass people. I then scroll to the final person. They were blocked. Hopefully this person has some common sense.

Em(Blocked)

Em: M/n who was that bitch you were talking to?
M/n: My friend. And she isn't a bitch.
Em: That's what they all say
Em: After all I give for you you're gonna cheat on me?!
Em: I don't need this
M/n: She isn't my girlfriend you are
Em: How would I know? I BET YOUR SIDE CHICK IS WITH YOU RN
M/n: I DON'T HAVE A SIDE KICK!
M/n: *chick
Em: IM BURNING YOUR ANIME POSTER YOU LEFT!
M/n: BITCH I HOPE YOU DO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU DAT
Em: WATCH ME!
Em: YOU STUPID HOMO I SHOULDVE NEVER WASTED MY TIME DATING YOU
Em: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
M/n: Im sorry I lost your point half way through your bitch session. Why dont I have friends? Because my soon to be ex is a jealous controlling slutty ass bitch.
Em: Fuck you
M/n: Id fuck me too

Oh hell no. And damn M/n.

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