"Who is this?" || Taekook

Chapter 33

itstaehyung:

itstaehyung:

itstaehyung:

itstaehyung:

musclebunny:
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START MY DAY

musclebunny:
YOU TWO ARE CUTE 😤

itstaehyung:
No u

musclebunny:
No u

itstaehyung:
No u

musclebunny:
No u

itstaehyung:
No u

musclebunny:
OKAY, HOW ABOUT "NO US"

itstaehyung:
I'm cool with that, I guess

itstaehyung:
Hey Gguk

itstaehyung:
I have a random question

musclebunny:
YeS i'M siNgLe-

itstaehyung:
I- didn't want to ask that 😔

musclebunny:
This ain't it Chief

musclebunny:
What did you want to ask me though?

itstaehyung:
So like, do you want to have your own children in the future?

musclebunny:
My own? Like, my blood?

itstaehyung:
Yes

musclebunny:
Yes that would be nice

musclebunny:
But you forgot one small detail

itstaehyung:
Which is?

musclebunny:
I'M GAY, YOU DEADSHIT

itstaehyung:
WhOops. Ohwell you could sleep with a woman who is willing to give you a child, then get your child and live with your boyfriend or whatevEr

musclebunny:
There is a thing called surrogacy, though??

musclebunny:
And no, thank you.  I don't want to touch that. Ew.

itstaehyung:
Touch what?

musclebunny:
Girl's dick

itstaehyung:
ARE YOU RLLY THAT GAY THAT TOU CAN'T EVEN SAY VAGINA?

musclebunny:
Yes.

itstaehyung:
Can't relate.

musclebunny:
Well you will soon

itstaehyung:
Wdym??

musclebunny:
Ngl, I always get gay vibes when I'm talking to you

itstaehyung:
Are you talking about your own gay vibes?? Because if you mean me, you are wrong. You can only sense straight vibes. S t r a i g h t .

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musclebunny named the groupchat
"Gays"

musclebunny:
Tae says he's not gay