Yes, I am crazy

Chapter 14 - That's exactly what a stormtrooper would say!

So, you know that time jump in movies, were it doesn't get explained how you got from one place to another? Well, this is one of those. (A/N - I promise I wasn't just to laze to write the part...).

I was sitting on a couch and smiling, both gangs surrounding me. Lorentz (who had just been overly dramatic about his wound and was now okay), and the other leader of the gang (I'd found out that they called themselves The Snakes, and the leader was called Glock. Or maybe it was Yoda? I'm not sure...) stood before me, looking stern. 

After Ce and I got reunited, we negotiated and BAM! After I'd explained the situation and forced them both to shake hands, we became the best of friends. 

'Well' Ce said, skeptical. 'If you count that being on the verge of killing each other counts as being best buddies, then yeah.' 

"Ain't that our relationship?" I asked her sweetly, but she didn't respond. I had noticed that she had grown more distant lately, but I didn't worry to much. We all had our personal troubles, whether it was being a voice inside someone's head, or getting kidnapped by imbeciles and having to save the world from a squirrel invasion. 

"Okay," Lorentz began, turning to the other gang leader. "Explain."

The other man didn't waver at Lorentz tone, but continued wearing the same unimpressed look. I stood up and put my hands to my hips, a hard expression on my face as I looked at the man. 

"Yeah," I said. "Explain."

The gang leader gulped as he looked at me and Ce cheered me on. 

"We got information on-" I held up a finger and silenced him, shaking my head. 

"No. I meant, explain how you're able shoot so badly," I told him, annoyed. Then an idea came to me and my eyes widened. "OH MY DOG!" I screamed, exited, and flapped with my arms. The people closest to me took a step back to avoid being slapped. "You're stormtroopers! Aren't you?" 

Billy tried to protest. I didn't let him. 

"It all makes sense now! You can't shoot because you're all stormtroopers sent here to build a death star and find Yoda! How did I not see this earlier?"

"We're not stormtroopers!"

I pointed accusingly at him. "That's exactly what a stormtrooper would say!" 

Now they all looked confused, but I just stood there and held my ground like the strong independent woman I am. I crossed my arms over my chest and looked at the gang leader expectantly, raising my eyebrows. 

"Well?" I asked defensively. "What'd you got to say to your defense?" 

"I don't- what- no- F**K!" The man yelled, frustrated. The others just stood there, confused to no end. I still wanted to know: was these people who they said they were, or was it all an illusion?

'What about the muffins?' As always, Ce was always there to remind me of the important stuff. 

My eyes bulged at the reminder, and I forgot what I was grilling the suspicious leader about. 

I ran to the place I had hidden the plate with muffins, and pushed the people standing in my way aside. I might, or might not have totally accidentally stepped on someone, but I viewed my ability to step on people being a whole other story. 

I got to the secret place and bent down. I'd put the plate under a table, but the muffins weren't there. I gasped and took the plate, turning around. 

I was still staring at the place the muffins should've been at when Lorentz approached me with an annoyed expression.

'You know what we have to do' Ce said seriously and I nodded. 

Yeah, I thought to her. Take a final stand against the evil broccolis! Good idea Ce.

'What, no' Ce was confused. I sighed and slapped my head, dropping the plate on Lorentz feet. He yelled out in pain and I frowned at him. 

"Stop screaming Lorentz." I walked past him and went up to a random guy, kicking him on the shin. He bent down in pain and I stomped on his back, making him slam to the ground. I climbed up on top of him and cupped my hands to my mouth. 

"Listen up peasants," I screamed and the people that weren't already looking at me, now turned towards the sound of my screaming voice.

"Ce and I have an announcment!" The guy I stood on tried to get up, but I stomped him back down to the ground. "We are taking of that broccoli sticker you have on your van!"

Finally I jumped of the guy, but kicked him once again for good measure. I then walked with confident steps out of the mansion towards the van the guys used when they kidnapped me.

'Sam, what about the muffins?' Ce tried, but I kept going.

"We both know what's actually going on here Ce," I told her as I reached the garage where the cars stood parked. I went inside. "And if we don't do anything about this problem anytime soon, broccoli will have succeeded in their mission and the world is going to end!"

'Why are you always so dramatic' Ce sighed. I shrugged and finally reached the van.

Some people had followed me, while others was left behind to sulk in my absence. Poor people. 

I took a deep breath and cracked my jolts, staring without blinking at the sticker that resembled the green vegetable. 

Then I looked closer. 

'That's not a broccoli, Sam' Ce told me and I squinted my eyes, taking a closer look.  

I gasped in shock. 

The broccoli was in fact... Not a broccoli! This could only mean one thing.

'You're going to at least try and flee before you get killed?' Ce suggested, but I ignored her like those cool people in movies do when the side guy comment on something. 

'I'm not a side guy!' Once again, I ignored her and continued with my dramatic revelation that would shake the very ground. 

They are on to us...

...

You felt that? It was the earth quaking. 

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When I wrote this chapter, I was supposed to uncover some secrets, but I had no idea what the secrets was gonna be about, so I sat and wrote a bunch of random sith with no true goal or meaning, and created this chapter. 

I still don't know what Sam is hiding. I don't even know if she really is the person who's hiding something, it could very well be the dog. He's always acting suspicious, don't you think?

— Love, your favorite author

Picture of Samantha. 

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P.S - I forgot to write what the chapter was gonna say oh god... But to my defense, I've got ADHD, so HA...

I'm sick.