I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too.
Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like...
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Samantha's POV
After discovering what Lorentz name had actually been all along, I also came to the conclusion that he was in fact a spy working for the organization Prada, he would end up having three children and that I was very amazing indeed. Probably a unicorn. Wouldn't surprise me. Nothing could, anymore; I was simply to awesome and smart to be surprised by anything - seeing as I already knew it.
Deciding to test and prove this theory, I tried hard to come up with something I didn't know. I already knew how the universe was created (by me, obviously), how it would eventually end (cow-aliens, duh) and that there was a secret organization that worked on how to create bunnies. I simply couldn't come up with anything not already a known fact by me.
Ce decided to make a remark on that, 'Well, duh. Of course you don't know what you don't know, because you don't even know that the fact exist.'
I totally understand what you mean, Ce. But unfortunately for you, I already knew this, thus proving my point exactly. Thank you for participating in this scientific, totally legit test diagnosing me as the smartest person alive.
'Intelligent people doesn't know that they are intelligent, while dumb people tend to think of themselves as brilliant,' Ce smartly said and I crossed my arms over my chest defensively.
"Well, one thing I do know is that you must be very dumb if that is the case."
Ce didn't say anything, probably to stumped by my brilliance to come up with anyting remotely dignifying to say.
'Yes, that is why I'm silent,' Ce said sarcastically, agreeing to my statement in full.
I was simply to smart for this world. Yes, I should create my own universe, with people as smart -but not too smart- as me, and unicorns and castles made up of chocolate and pirates, and fairies and- and- no, I actually think any world wouldn't need anything more than that. As long as there are unicorns, I'm fine.
Wait, if I'm fine right now, does that mean there are unicorns? Must be the only explanation.
"Pot! Guess what!" I interrupted something Pot was yelling and jumped a little out of excitement. "Alright, I'll just say it; unicorns exist!" I already knew that, but the message needs to be spread!
And that is how I ended up taking over the world. Yeah, yeah - I know. Kinda hard to imagine, right? That someone like me - awesome, unicorn (without a doubt) and fabulous - would grant the world an amazing ruler, all without even asking for something in return! Yes, I made for a great dictat- queen! And my plans didn't stop ther-
'You do not rule the world, Samantha' Ce suddenly said, rudely interrupting my grand ranting for no reason at all, just so that she could tell lies. No, this would not due!
With a plan starting to form in my head, I stomped out of the room, cracking my knuckles to appear more intimidating, then swearing as it hurt. However, I remained stoic as I with determined steps walked out of the room and into another, this one occupied by two boys and a girl, seemingly in a heated argument. They barely acknowledged me as the girl started yelling something, and one of the boys responded by an equally loud voice.
