1. Dr Strange: Hello Tony Stark.
Tony: You're Strange.
Dr Strange: No shit, Sherlock.
Tony: But you're Sherlock.
Dr Strange: *Stares at the camera like he's in the office*
2. Tony: *Looks at Loki* There's black and green, and he's got a helmet.
Tony: *Looks at Hela* There's black and green, and she's got a helmet.
Tony: *Looks at Thor* Are you sure you're not the adopted one?
3. Steve: What's your biggest weakness?
Bucky: I can be very uncooperative.
Steve: Could you give me an example.
Bucky: no.
4. Vulture: Hey kid, did you know I played Batman?
Peter: Well, I prefer Ben Affleck
Vulture: ...Well, I prefer Toby Maguire.
5. Star-Lord: There's another name you might know me by, and that is-
Peter: BURT MACKLIN, F. B. I!
Star-Lord: okay?
6. Natasha: Thor, where is your hammer?
Thor: I think I forgot.
*Mjolnir comes flying through a window, almost hitting Bruce*
Thor: Oh wait, I think it came to me, it was in the kitchen!
Natasha: *Stares at the camera like she's in the office*
7. Steve: How much does it cost to kill Tony's family?
Sam: How much?
Steve: One Buck.
Tony: Not funny.
*Start of Civil War*
8. Star-Lord: Is 'Footloose' still the greatest movie in history?
Peter: It never was.
*Start of Civil War II*
9. Dr Strange: I looked forward in time and saw 14,000,605 futures.
Tony: In how many are those suitable for meme formats?
Dr Strange: All of them.
Mantis: *Le Gasp*
10. Fans: Is it Avengers Endgame?
Marvel: Nope, it's Annihilation.
Marvel: *Gives trailer*
Fans: Bitch, WhAt DiD i SaY iT wAs?!
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