{A/N} Since I received a lot of positive feedback from the last chapter, I will be doing something similar, thank you all for the support! (＾▽＾)
1. Flash: I'M SO AWESOME AND PENIS IS SO UGLY!
Peter: Dear Flash, I so happen to notice that 'awesoME' ends with ME and 'Ugly' starts with U.
2. Thanos: *Gives a nasty look to Avengers*
Tony: I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you naturally have one.
3. (MJ is lesbian in this one)
Random Classmate: So, why don't you like guys?
MJ: Because I'm allergic to nuts.
4. Clint: Oh really? So if girls are better than boys, why did God create man first?
Natasha: Obviously because everyone needs a rough draft before their final copy.
5. Mr Harrington: From all this talking, I assume you're finished.
Peter: From all this complaining, I assume you're single.
6. Me: *Fangirling over Peter Parker and Harry Potter*
Random Shit: Why do you fangirl over imaginary characters even though they're never going to love you back?
Me: Why do you breathe in air even though you know that you'll die anyway?
7. Mr Harrington: Ned, can you solve this equation?
Ned: Dear Maths, please go buy a calculator and solve your own problems, I'm a teenager, not a therapist.
8. Peter: So, what university will you go to?
Ned: *Sweats nervously* Uh, MoNsTeRs UnIvErSiTy.
9. Sam: That's so stupid.
Bruce: *Finally bloody standing up for himself* Yeah, and? What exactly have you accomplished in your life that makes you Einstein?
Natasha: *Recording everything* THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!
10. Peter: Can I go to the bathroom?
Mr Harrington: I don't know, can you?
Peter: When I was using 'can' I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I thought since you were a teacher, that you'd have known that.
MJ and Ned: *Recording everything* THAT'S OUR BEST FRIEND!
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [PETER PARKER CENTRIC] In which a bored Marvel fan decides to turn on her computer and write some fanfiction, including her favourite characters. (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Hi, I'm Bob, and I get paid by this author to give you all time skips. [ON-THE-G...
