THE IZ*ONE (AND SOMETIMES ITZY) BOOK OF SHIT 2 [SLOW UPDATES]

IZ*ONE as your...

IZ*ONE AS YOUR SISTER or Eonnie:

Eunbi:

• Scold, Scold, Scold

• Will wake you up at 3:00am

"WAKE UP YOU FUCKING LAZY ASS IT'S 8:30 ALREADY!!!"

"But eonnie it's only-"

"Stfu Y/N I have a different timezone."

• She jealous of you sometimes cuz you gettin' Sian's attention more cuz you like memes.

"BITCH YOU TRYINA' STEAL MY GIRL WITH THOSE MEH-MEH STUFF??"

• She's your second mom. Yo damn teachers can't even beat her motherly traits.

• Cooks for your hungry ass

• Loves you so much

• She loves Sian more than that though.

Sakura:

• Will only scold you when you two
lose in a game of Fornite because you can't aim properly at times.

• Ain't got no time to wake you up boi she's in a deep ass sleep like you.

• Her girly thinks you're cute

• She jealous cuz her girly calls you cute.

"You tryina' steal Chaeyeon from my ass?"

• She ain't no damn Mommy Miyawaki

• Okay I guess she can cook Kkura-ppang for you. Did I mention she feeds yo ass onigiri with umeboshi (pickled plums)? No wonder you don't eat a lot.

• She loves you when you buy her a gameu for her PlayStationeu.

• Loves her girly dearly.

Hyewon:

• Eats your snacks.

"*eats yo croissant*"

"Why'd Joshua Hong give me a sister like you?"

• She's dating your fridge.

"A Samsung smart fridge, the best thing I've ever laid my eyes on."

"Uh.. eonnie.. Why are you fucking my fridge?"

"Fucking what? Hah! I'm just uh admiring it!"

"With yo naked ass?"

"U-Uh yeah.."

• (I ship HyeJu owo) Minju's her senpapi chulo numero dos though.

• You have a Japanese niece named Minami.