THE IZ*ONE (AND SOMETIMES ITZY) BOOK OF SHIT 2 [SLOW UPDATES]

Annyeongz

A/N: MORE 👏 BILLIE 👏 EILISH 👏 STUFF!

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"party favor"

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It was September 1, Yujin's birthday. They celebrated the day with a party, just like anyone would do.

They ate cakes and all that shit. They also had special messages for Yujin. It started from their leader and ended with the youngest.

It was Wonyoung's turn.

"This won't be a message, instead I'm going to sing a song to you." Yujin smiled, thinking it'll be some cheezy ass love song.

(Play the media above while reading the shit below.)

"Hey - call me back when ya get this
Or when you've got a minute
We really need to talk
Wait - you know what?
Maybe just forget it
'Cause by the time you get this
Your number might be blocked

"Stay" and "blah blah blah"
You just want what you can't have
No way
I'll call the cops
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday by the way...
"It's not you it's me" and all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit
Dontcha, babe
I'm not your party favor.

Look - now I know we coulda done it better
But we can't change the weather
When the weather's come and gone
Books don't make sense if ya read 'em backwards
You'll single out the wrong words
Like you mishear all my songs

You hear "stay" and "blah blah blah"
You just want what you can't have
No way
I'll call the cops
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday by the way
"It's not you it's me" and all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit
Dontcha, babe
I'm not your party favor." Yujin stared at the girl.

"Wonyoung..."

"Well.." Wonyoung chuckled. "... we're over, you cheater."