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Part 37 (The New AvNeil)

Morning time

The new morning was not indifferent from the other mornings, The family has had. Mayan was being fed lovingly by his dadi Swarna, while Avni in the kitchen was handling the chores. She stood there chopping vegetables, it was then when she heard a faint yet known foot step. Looking towards the source, she found her pati parmeshwar.

Avni: kal raat ki baatein sab drama thi na? Space de rha hu! Hum ajnabi hai aur pata nhi kitne kitne lambe dialogue maar diye humein. Ek number ka nautanki chirauta😒😒

(Yesterday night everything qas a act right? I am giving you space.. we are strangers and god knows how many big dialogues had you used. Nautanki chirauta😒😒.)

N: Excuse me.

A: excused😏

N: oyye mjhe kuch shauk nhi hai tmse milne ka.. kal ke baad toh bilkul bhi nhi.. aur smjh lo you behen ji, tum srf mere liye ajnabi ho.. A-J-N-A-B-I
Smjh mae aaya ho toh teekh warna toh waise bhi tum paidaishi gadhi ho..

(oyye! I am not at all interested in meeting you.. And after yesterday ofc not you behenji.. You are just a stranger for me S-T-R-A-N-G-E-R
If you have understood well and good otherwise I know you are donkey since birth!)

A: ek second ek second. Hum kuch bol nhi rahe hai toh aap uska najayaz faida uthayenge..

(one second one second just because I ain't saying much you'll take undue advantage of it)

N: phli baat toh tum kuch nhi bht zyaadaaa bol rhi ho.. n dusri khud ko itni importance dena band karo! Jab maine khud bol diya hai ki mjhe nhi banna tumhara pati jab tak tumhare andar akkal nhi aajati toh mai nhi banunga!

(1st of all you ain't saying less you speaking too much and the second thing dont give yourself so much importance when I myself have told you I'll come to you as your husband only when you want then I actually mean it)

Avni gave an expression of "you are impossible" and moved towards the cabinet. Opening it she saw the aata packet on top. (Aata ko English m kya bole bolte h flour? 🤔🤔)

N: ohh miss 2 inch 4 foot. Mai nikaal deta hn.

(ohh miss 2 inch 4 foot. I'll get it for you!)

A: meri height itni kam nhi h.. 5 foot se upar hai hum ( she said proudly) smjh lijiye yeh baat aap Mr. Giraffe😒😒

(I ain't that short.. I am above 5 feet ( she said proudly) understand this Mr giraffe)

N: Itni bhi zyada nhi hai meri height😏😒 mazak urana bandh karro mera.. jo man mae aata hai karro Mai nhi bol rha kuch..

(I ain't that tall 😒 stop making fun of me and do whatever you want to I won't say anything)

He stood with his arms folded while he saw her struggling with the Aata packet. While pulling it DHAAAPPPP ! The entire Aata packet was launched and fell on the duo, while both dusted their clothes.

N: kahan tha maine kuch! Madad le leti toh yeh sab nhi hota.. par nhi tum toh Miss Perfect ho na glti kr hi nhi skti ho..

(see I had told you I'll help you but no you are Miss perfect right?  You can never do anything wrong)

A: haan toh? Abhi bhi glti meri nhi thi... saari glti aapki hai😏😒

(yes so? Even now it was all your fault 😒😏)

N: Tumhe na sirf ilzaam lagane aata hai! Srf tumhari madad kr rha tha mai yahan par ! Aur khud ki dekh zara tuh mujh par barse chali ja rhi hai toap (cannon) ki tarah!

(you just know how to put all the blame on me!  I was here just to help you but know you had to blast on me like a cannon)

A: humne maangi madad? Nhi mangi na toh beech mae apni lambi lambi taange kyu arate hai! Jaye apna kaam kijiye aur haan yeh shirt utaar lijiye iska teesra button toota hua hai...

(did I ask you to help me? No na then why do you keep poking your long legs into everything! Go and do your work and yes change this shirt.. The third button of this shirt is broken..)

N: Itna notice krti ho tum😱😱 waise mai yahan isliey hi aaya tha ki yeh shirt phenk dena iska button toot gaya hai..

(you notice this much 😱😱 BTW I was here to tell you this only!  Throw away this shirt the button has come off)

A: phekna kyu hai? Brhe aaye ameer khaandan ke aware raees! Paise pair (tree) par ugte hai kya?

(why throw it?  Yeah yeah you are from a rich lineage why care for money?  Money grows on trees right?)

N: haan pair parh hi toh ugte hai mahan! Paisa banta kisse hai paper se! Aur paper kahan se aata hai tumhare sar se? Paper bhi pair se aata hai! Toh hence proved paise pair par ugte hai!
And he did the logic wala sign

(yes they grow on trees only! See money is made from paper and paper grows on trees hence proved money grows on trees!
And he did the logic wala sign)

A: Ufff! You are impossible Mr. Giraffe , yeh shirt hum nhi phekenge and thats final

(Ufff! You are impossible Mr. Giraffe , we are not throwing away this shirt and that's final!)

And she dragged him into the room.

N(in mind): kehne ko toh beewi nhi ho.. lekin shaadi ke ek din baad beewi jaisa bartav zaroor krne lgi ho Mrs. Avni Neil Khanna. Us din ka intezar hai jab tum yeh sach maanoge.. apne munh se qaboologi. Meri bahein humesha tere intezar mae khulli hai.

(you ain't my wife when one calls so but just a day after marriage you have started behaving like my wife Mrs. Avni Neil Khanna. I am waiting for that day when you accept the truth from your mouth. My arms are always open waiting to have you in their embrace)

He looked at her admiringly while she lovingly stitched his shirt button. His odour sent shivers down her spine, and she was lost in them while Our Lover boy Neil as usual was mesmerised by his lady. Her fringes came on her face, he moved them backwards slowly and tucked them behind her ears. He felt like kissing her that very moment. But But But.. patidev banne mae abhi waqt hai✋

Neil shook Avni who was still lost in him.

N: Ohh bhai! Kahan kho gyi hai? Matlb shirt button sil gaya hai phr bhi seeye ja rhi hai.. stitch krna tha tuh toh over kaam mae hi lg gyi🙄🙄

(ohh bhai!  Where are you lost?  The stitching is already complete but you are still stitching it. We had to stitch and not over do it)

A: woh.. woh actually long lasting! Mera har kaam long lasting hota hai....
Aur ek second bhai kisko bola!😒😒 thoda sharam kar lijiye beewi hai hum aapki!

(actually I did is purposely so that it become long lasting! I do all my work this way you see! And one second whom did you call brother haan? Shame on you for calling you wife your brother)

And she bit her tongue, even though by mistake the truth did come on tongue while Neil smirked!

N: kya boli tuh? Zara repeat telecast.. maine dhang se sunna nhi..

(what did you say?  Please repeat telecast!  I didn't hear properly)

A: andhe hogye hai kya? Kaise sunai nhi diya

(have you become blind or what how did you not listen?)

And she hureiedly moved out when Neil shouted from behind.

N: andha nhi behra hota hai woh insaan jisse dhang se sunai nhi deta..
(To himself)- haan re tere liye mae andha behra apahij sab hn. dekh rhi hai tuh mera tujhpar kya asar hai.. haklati hai.  Baatein bhul jaati hai! Yeh pyar nhi toh kya hai re paglu ki pagli!.. he said chuckling to himself and then opened his arms wide in the air and left his body free and fell backwards on the bed and self hugging him started smiling like a mad man.

(not blind.. It is a deaf person who can't listen properly!
(To himself)- Yes re for you I am deaf blind and even handicapped!  Do you see how much I effect you? You stammer, you forget your words! If not love what is it paglu ki pagli! he said chuckling to himself and then opened his arms wide in the air and left his body free and fell backwards on the bed and self hugging him started smiling like a mad man.)

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