Tuesday, 6:50A.M
I rolled out of bed and got ready, I threw on a nike sweatsuit with my vapor max. I put my hair in two ponytails, I walked downstairs and I saw mom in the kitchen cooking breakfast, her and Drew were communicating about something.
"Good morning y'all" I said
"Good morning ONE EIGHT!" Drew said shouting
"Good morning biscuit, and boy stop that damn yelling, you acting like your sisters aren't asleep" mom said
Mom has been calling me biscuit since I was 3 because those were my favorite things to eat during breakfast and she used to always say if I keep eating them I'm going to turn into one.
"Jackass" I chuckled in a low tone to Drew
"Watch your mouth Navada" mom said
"That's what you get, see how she be trying me ma? Now when I smack her big forehead ass she gon wanna fight me" Drew said
"Boy shut yo a-" I attempted to curse Drew out but my mom cut me off
"Don't start that foolishness this morning cause I'll happily go lay my happy ass back down, if y'all gon be with the bullshit" Mom said cursing us both out so we can stop bickering.
We put our food on the plate and ate and then we made our way to school. We didn't talk on our way there because Drew was a little pissy about what happened this morning but I didn't care because his peanut headass was petty as fuck so I wasn't stunting his gap teeth having ass. When I walked in school I met up with Kanaiya and Maya.
"Hey dumbasses" I said
"Hey dickhead" Kanaiya said
"Hey crackhead" Maya said
"So what we getting into after school since it's no practice today" I asked
"Maybe we should go dress shopping and I can't and I won't stress this enough but DRESS shopping" Maya said
"You and these damn dresses, fine I will wear a stupid dress but only for this one night" I said rolling my eyes
"Maybe we can transform you, like how they do in the white people movies" Kanaiya said
"What you think this is? Clueless?" I said
"Definitely!" she said laughing
"Y'all aggravating but who gon take us to the mall?" Maya asked
"Maybe we can use one of our brothers car since they have practice and we don't and then whoever car we take they can get in the car with somebody else and meet us there" I said
"Well that makes sense" Kanaiya said
"Wait! Maya how come Derrick is the little brother and he has a car and you don't?" I asked
"Girl! My peoples said we have to "share" the car because they can't afford to buy me my own car but Derrick is a dickhead so he hogs the car from me" she said rolling her eyes.
The bell rung and I told them I'll see them during lunch. The day went by fast and I met up with Maya and Kanaiya after school,Maya got the keys from Derrick and we went to the mall. We were listening to the city girls and singing along loud as hell, "IT'S THE CITY GIRLS AND YOU KNOW WE'LL OUT FUCK YOU SO GET OUT MY FACE BEFORE I TOUCH YOU, HOE DON'T YOU KNOW,CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IF YOU FUCK WITH ME I'LL TAKE YOUR MAN!!!". We pulled up to the mall and hopped out and then walked inside. We went into a dress shop and looked around, we all separated in the aisles to find a dress to wear.
We all met up by the dressing room to see what each other picked out, Maya picked out a white, studded dress and it was past the knees , Kanaiya picked up a ombré blue dress that was short and strapless then there was me. I had the most basic dress ever it was a little black dress, with a v cut in the front and a deep, dip cut in the back.
"Really? Really vada?" Kanaiya said
"LBD?" I said jokingly
"It's cute but it's winter wonderland do a actual color vada" Maya said
"Fine,wait! Where did Kanaiya go?" I asked looking at Maya
"Maybe she went to the ba-" Maya started to say
"Right here bitches! And look what I found vada!" Kanaiya said shaking a long dress,with a floral print and v cut
"It's beautiful" Maya said
"I guess"I said shrugging my shoulders
"You guess? Ima kill her Maya"Kanaiya said
"Okay okay it's the most beautiful thing I ever saw" I said sarcastically
"You're such a boy" Kanaiya said putting her hand on her face
"Are you going to get it?" Maya asked me
"Possibly" I said
"Please just get the damn dress Navada fucking Jones" Maya said
"Fine I'll get it!" I said rolling my eyes
YOU ARE READING
Twisted
Mystery / Thriller"There's a thin line between genius and insanity"~Oscar Levant Nobody thinks the same...especially Navada, sometimes she's okay then things can get out of hand and become a natural disaster in human form.
