This is a retelling of the story No thanks, I'm good https://www.wattpad.com/user/observer213 I got permission by the author to restart the story. This is a retelling not the continuation. There will be differences and it will be dark. Do not read...
I never thought I would be a father, let alone a husband. But somehow I'm now both, and to be honest I have never been happier. My lovely wife Emerald is currently feeding our son with a bottle, she took to being a mother as if Duncan was her own son. I don't think I would have been able to be a single father, so when I asked Emerald to marry me it was for more than one reason. Don't get me wrong, I love Emerald. Her hair, her laugh, and of course when she screams my name~
???: Hawke~, Hawke? HAWKE!!!
Me: Huh? Wha-
Emerald: Hawke, can you go to town and get some things for me please?
Me: Why it's like 8:30 p.m. ? What do you need right now?
Emerald: Oh I don't~ Some coffee, milk, dust, and maybe some chocolate?
Me: Um anything else?
Emerald: Oum your dense! It's my period!
Me: Dear gods, it's shark week!
Emerald: Get me chocolate NOW!!!!
Me: Yes ma'am! Right away ma'am! Please don't hurt me!
Duncan: Babhahahaha!
Me: Duncan, while I'm gone your the man of the house, don't do anything I wouldn't do..... also don't do what I do!
Duncan: Aggbeaba!
Me: Be strong little man! Daddy will be back soon!
Emerald: HAWKE!!!
TIMESKIP
Location VALE
Hawke POV:
Why did Emerald make us move to Vale? Like yeah Mistral was dangerous, but at least I wasn't so close to.... them... Now where the hell am I supposed to find chocolate at this time of day? Wait where's my scroll!? Oh crap I left it at home! Maybe I should ask for directions? Who am I kidding!? I'm completely lost! I'll go into the next shop I come across and get a map...
Me: From Dust Till Dawn? Heh puns... I miss Yang.... kinda.
Me: Hello shopkeep I need dust, directions, and a nudie magazine if you have one! Oh and chocolate!
Shopkeep: Hmph!
He points in four directions and I see in order Dust, holo-maps, chocolate dust, and Freakie Faunus magazine!? I'll just take a peek and WHOA! I'm just gonna get this... for the articles! Yeah! I should probably get something for Em to read. Hmmm this looks interesting, and that too...
Me: Excuse me miss, but could you pass me Wacky Weapons Monthly? Thanks!
Me: Ruby, I-I can't! There are too many painful memories, plus THEY are still there!
Ruby: They? You mean Raven and Tai!? They left right after you did!
Me: T-they did? What about-
Ruby: Summer? She... she's still there but she isn't the same person she used to be... she drinks alot. Not an alcoholic but more than she used to. She is a far better mother than she used to be.
Me: Well I'm glad to hear that. So she doesn't beat you girls?
Ruby: No. She has been trying her best to actually be a mother. She still tucks in me, Yang, and Robin!
Me: Who's Robin?
Ruby: Oh! Right you left before she was born! She's my little sister!
Me: So Tai screwed her one more time before running off huh?
Ruby: What's screwing?
Me: Uh... ask Yang!
Ruby: Ok! Sooo what are you doing?
Me: Oh right! I'm picking up some things for my wife.
Ruby: 'GASP' You're married! I have a sister in-law!? What's her name?
Me: Heh! Her name is Emerald. She's my best-friend, and my business partner!
Ruby: Well we should get together, I'll bring Yang and Robin, you bring Emerald! It'll be a big party!
Me: Well it would be nice, I would have to get a babysitter to watch-
Ruby: You have a baby? AAHHHH!!! I'MANAUNT!!!
Me: Yup~
Ruby: How am I an aunt!?
Me: Ask Yang!
???: Do you know how hard it is to find a dust shop open this late?
Me: No... Roma!?
Roma: H-Hawke?
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