Unwanted Son

Off To See The Wizard... Part 1

Ironwood POV:

I woke up some time ago, strapped to a chair in some sort of... sex den? Wait... did last night happen? Was I really.... spitroasted? My rear doesn't hurt....

Me: Ozpin what have you got me into?

The door opens and I see some of my men enter

Grunt: General Ironwood- What the fuck is going on in here?

Me: I have no idea soldier. How did you find my location?

The grunt unties me and one of the others picks up a giant...

Me: SOLDIER! PUT DOWN THAT GIANT PURPLE DILDO!!!! 'mutters' Never thought I'd say that...

He turns around in a panic and the mimic cock slaps me across the face with a audible and wet 'SMACK'

Me: Oh my god, why is it wet!?

I then hear a chuckle and look to see the man we were sent to apprehend

Hawke: I bought that thing for torture and fun, never thought I'd see the great General Ironwood holding a giant glow in the dark dildo!!!

Me: Y/N HAWKE, you are under arrest by the order of-

Hawke: Professor Ozpin. I know.

Me: Come quietly or-

Hawke: Oh I'll come all right but probably not silently~

Me: 'sigh' Just go...

I look for my handcuffs but I don't see any

Me: Anyone have handcuffs?

Grunt 1.: No

Grunt 2.: Sorry

Emerald: Here~

She passes me some pink faux fur covered ones

Me: Thank you Ms. Sustrai- wait, what? EMERALD SUSTRAI!? You're under arrest too-

Emerald: I know~

My eye twitches, Oum grant me strength!

We walk towards the elevator when Hawke stops walking

Grunt: Hey keep moving!

Hawke: Just wait a second! Jamie, look I need to grab something before you take us to Beacon!

Me: Uh-huh, that's not going to happen.

Hawke: Jamie please! Just let me grab it real quick and we can go!

Me: 'sigh' Fine! Hurry!

Hawke quickly runs down the hall and into a room and reappears two minutes later with a backpack and a satchel?

Hawke: Thanks Jamie!

Me: Don't call me that!

Hawke: Fine, let's go see the wizard!

TIMESKIP

Hawke POV:

Ozpin thinks he has the upper hand, well he thought wrong! He sent one of his strongest and most well informed allies straight to my doorstep! Idiot! Well it's a good thing I have prior knowledge about Ironwood. After all I helped supply her with the parts to build P.E.N.N.Y. The best part is, now I know all about the maiden under Beacon! How? Well I may or may not have given Ironwood a truth-serum infused dust... or maybe I got her drunk... who know~

Pilot: Now arriving at Beacon Academy

And the game begins...