Hawke POV:
We made it to Beacon faster than expected. Not that I'm complaining, it just makes things more interesting. We started to walk toward the main campus, towards the towar that holds the CCT and Ozpin!
Emerald: So Ironwood?
Ironwood: Hmm?
Emerald: How's your dickhead brother doing? Still have a stick up his ass?
Ironwood chuckles at the insult to her brother
Ironwood: He's alright, still a bit angry that I was made general and not him. But it was the right decision in the end.
Me: He's in charge of weapons manufacturing and the Atleasian R&D department correct?
Ironwood turns to me and smiles
Ironwood: Correct.
Me: How's his daughter, Jasmine doing?
She stops and glares at me. Ooh looks like I hit a nerve
Ironwood: She's fine thank you very much!
Me: She still into me?
Ironwood slumps her shoulders and sighs
Ironwood: Yes, unfortunately...
She whispers the last part but everyone heard her. We approach the end of a hallway that seems to hold an elevator
Ironwood: Alright men. Wait for my return here, the elevator can't hold all of us!
All Soldiers: SIR YES SIR!
'DING'
Ironwood: You first Mr. Hawke
Me: Oh, no no no! Ladies first! I insist!
She looks wholly unimpressed and draws her pistol at me
Ironwood: 1!
Emerald: Ugh, enough with the dick measuring contest! Come on babe, let's just get this over and done with!
Me: 'sigh' Fine!
Ironwood holsters her sidearm and looks satisfied with the results, can't have her thinking she's in charge here
Me: Oh would you look at that?
Ironwood who was about to hit the express button to Ozpins office stops and looks quizzically
Ironwood: What?
Me: There!
Ironwood: I don't see any- ouf!
I kick her in the ass and she face-plants on the buttons, causing her to hit them all
Emerald: Really babe?
Me: I didn't do that?
I look away trying to look as innocent as I can, as she looks upset and then smiles and then giggles
Emerald: You're an idiot babe!
Me: Well yeah! How else would I get into these kind of situations?
Emerald continues to giggle and Ironwood stands up and glares at me
Me: You have a resting bitch-face.
She looks shocked as if I had just said, "I kill orphans and start fires for fun"
Ironwood: What is wrong with you?
Me: Oh many, MANY things!
Emerald: He's not lying.
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Unwanted Son
FanfictionThis is a retelling of the story No thanks, I'm good https://www.wattpad.com/user/observer213 I got permission by the author to restart the story. This is a retelling not the continuation. There will be differences and it will be dark. Do not read...