mystery person: hey
mystery person: heyyyy
mystery person: fucking answer u dick bag
mystery person: hey u ugly ass doo doo head answer
brendon: sorry i was busy getting beat up whats up
mystery person: what
brendon: im jp
mystery person: oh alr
mystery person: are u home
brendon: ya
mystery person: look at the time
brendon: um ok
brendon: OH SHIT ITS NIGHT
brendon: GIMME A FUCKING HINT
mystery person: um ok
mystery person: im a guy
brendon: thats a lame hint
mystery person: oh well
brendon: give me one thats not boring
mystery person: one a day
brendon: bitch if u dont give me an interesting hint imma shove a dildo up ur ass,
mystery person: umm consent??
brendon: with ur permission of course.
mystery person: oh ok good, u know that consent attracts the ladies
brendon: what abt men?
brendon: i wanna attract men
mystery person: so ur like gay or whatever?
brendon: pan
brendon: wbu
mystery person: idk
mystery person: i know im attracted to both boys and girls but like idk
brendon: so like maybe bi?
mystery person: ya lets go with that for now
brendon: cool:)
mystery person: whats with the smiley face
brendon: idk
mystery person: ok ok yknow what lets just play a game where i can give u some not obvious hints cus why tf not
brendon: ok
brendon: whats ur favorite disney character ig
mystery person: oh thats easy
mystery person: aladdin, next
brendon: ok
brendon: hmm
mystery person: wait didnt u say earlier u'd shove a dildo up my ass
brendon: ya why
mystery person: u own a dildo?
brendon: i was joking-
mystery person: uhuh
brendon: why would i own a dildo
mystery person: u never know
brendon: hmm
mystery person: ok that game was boring
mystery person: what are u doing rn
brendon: petting one of my dogs
mystery person: SEND ME A PICTURE OF THE FUCKING DOG
brendon: holy shit ok calm down
brendon:
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brendon: his name is bogart:)
mystery person: hes so cute can i have him i love him
mystery person: oh, and the dog too
brendon: i-
mystery person: im just kidding
brendon: oh ok
mystery person: did u think i was serious??
brendon: nahh
mystery person: are u sure??
mystery person: i didnt even get u flustered or anything?? ,';)
brendon: no fuck off
mystery person: as u wish
brendon: wait no i was joking
delivered 9:57pm
brendon: ur joking right
delivered 9:58pm
brendon: fine be like that:(
delivered 10:00pm
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2 weeks || ryden
Fanfictionspencer smith gave brendon urie the wrong number, causing brendon to talk to someone and finds out who they are in two weeks. (yes i am aware than ryden isn't official i just think its cute and wanted to make a fic abt it) ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁴.¹.¹⁹ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ ³...
