*smut*
(A/N)
Hi
Reader: hi
What's up
I love you
Reader: well I hate you
Hi again
I'm back
Reader: where'd you go?
I didn't go any where
Time to rite
Reader: it write not rite
Shahatup
Reader: no I do what I want!!
Im right you're rong
Lol
Tord : *dies*
Tom : yay
Matt : who was that? Was that Todd?
Edd : no it WAS Tord ( he ded now )
Matt : umm
Edd : he lived with us
Flashback man : flaaaaaa(vjuijdefbj)sh baaaaaaa(@%-$#:;++%#)ckk
Past shit happened
Use yo imagination
God dammit
Tord : *lives*
Tom : dafaq???!!!!! How!!! ¥∆°%$#@
Matt : THATS SCIENCE FICTION!!!
Edd : yea *whispers* wat does that mean (( I legit had to teach some one I thought was SMARTER than me what confidential meant, TWICE!!!))
Tord : G.A.T
Tom :What does that stand for
Edd : oi le matt let's go fuck in a Bush!
Le Matt : what does fuck mean? What does bush mean??
Edd : uhhh this. let's go
**3 minutes later cuz matt never done it before so he came in like 3 seconds and it made edd cummmmm**
Matt : o-oh that
Tom : fucking hell edd!
Matt : people fuck in hell!!
Hellucard : ey head
Edd : oh hey
Hellucard : why don't you give me some..* leans over him as he leans back * headdddd
Paul : pat let's fuck and be gayyyyy!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Patryk : no, I'm pregnant with our gay baby. Gabies
Me : oh
My friend who reads these for spelling mistakes : hi I'm in a booooooook there are 17 mistakes
Me : fuck uuuuu
Friend : why are you buying clothes in the/a (can't remember) soup store?
Brother ( the gay one... I have many.. 15 other siblings ) : *walks in to me on the ground crying cuz I can't spell oper-cho-na-tea ((please help me))* uh *looks at me* mmm * walks to me and sits on my back* better?
Tom : sToP iT's SuPpOsEd tO bE aN sHiTpOsT nOt A rAnT oR wHaTeVeR tHiS sHiT is
Matt : *crys in corner cuz he can't find hi virginty¹ ((kill me now(Scarlet back the fuck off)))*
Edd : I'm just walkin along in a random white void, lookin for some interesting plot development
Giant lemon : ñô pâ$$ ï ā$$hølë
Tom : cóöl
Tord : $tõp tâlkìñg līkē thät
Tom : ßùt û ärè!!
Tord : gøød pöíñt
Ok bye it's getting late here, 11:55pm plus î got $çhöòl tomorrow àwá ploomp
PS G.A.T stands for good animé tittes ( I'm abro )
edit kill me now
Time skip to 12.30 on Friday
I'm back hi
Just fuck it bye bye now
Bye
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FanfictionPlease read description Just a bunch of crappy one shots. The one shots are most likely reeeeaaally long. You can make requests. There may be smut/lemons if you want, or if I want to write them. And I struggle to write them (emotionally and physic...
