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Harry Potter

Lily snd Severus, arguing over who's dumber:
Severus: At least I don't cry while watching movies!
Lily: That's because you're heartless.
Severus: Well, that's true because you stole my heart.
Lily: O-oh

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Hermione: Ron, why are you standing on a chair?
Ron: It's my house. I can stand where I want-
Hermione: Where's the spider?
Ron: It's under the table could you please-

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Ginny: Mom, I'm pregnant! It's a boy!
Mrs. Weasley: Are you kidding me?!
Ginny: Yes, of course I'm kidding!
Mrs: Weasely: Phew... you scared me!
Ginny: ... it's a girl
Mrs Weasley:
Ginny:
Mrs Weasley:
Mrs. Weasley: Congrats!

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Ron: So, once I saw a really ugly person in the middle of the street
Hermione: Okay, why was there a mirror in the middle of the street?!

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Hermione: When Rapunzel opens her window, the prince comes. When Bella opens her window, Edward comes. 
Hermione: When I open my window, a lot of mosquitoes come.