Firestar: Leafpool, we've decided to make you a therapist cat.
Leafpool: Okay!
Firestar: Your first patient is Ashfur.
Leafpool: Oh no.
Ashfur: When I was 5 years old my mother was brutally murdered by dog sand I never knew my father-
Leafpool: Oh noooo!
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Whitestorm: Nothing's MEANT to be broken...
Graypaw: Piñatas
Ravenpaw: Glowsticks
Firepaw: Rules
Tigerclaw: Bones
Whitestorm: *embarrased chuckling* Oh yeah, well I guess you're right-wait, WHAT?!
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Bluestar: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'S.'
Tallstar: Sunshine?
Bluestar: No.
Blackstar: *Looks down and sees Bramblestar and Squirrelflight arguing*
Blackstar: Sexual tension?
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Firestar: Brambleclaw, can you pick up the trash.
Brambleclaw: Of course.
Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW PUT SQUIRRELPAW DOWN!
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Gray Wing: Did you stop to think this through?!
Clear Sky: Bold of you to assume I ever think.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...