Warrior Cats

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Firestar: Leafpool, we've decided to make you a therapist cat.

Leafpool: Okay!

Firestar: Your first  patient is Ashfur.

Leafpool: Oh no.

Ashfur: When I was 5 years old my mother was brutally murdered by dog sand I never knew my father-

Leafpool: Oh noooo!

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Whitestorm: Nothing's MEANT to be broken...

Graypaw: Piñatas

Ravenpaw: Glowsticks

Firepaw: Rules

Tigerclaw: Bones

Whitestorm: *embarrased chuckling* Oh yeah, well I guess you're right-wait, WHAT?!

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Bluestar: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'S.'

Tallstar: Sunshine?

Bluestar: No.

Blackstar: *Looks down and sees Bramblestar and Squirrelflight arguing*

Blackstar: Sexual tension?

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Firestar: Brambleclaw, can you pick up the trash.

Brambleclaw: Of course.

Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW PUT SQUIRRELPAW DOWN!

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Gray Wing: Did you stop to think this through?!

Clear Sky: Bold of you to assume I ever think.


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