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Harry Potter (Drarry Edition)

Disclaimer:

I don't ship them as a romance, but I ship it hard as a very reluctant, angry bromance :)

Blaise: Whose jumper are you wearing and why does it have an H on it?
Pansy: It's obviously Potter's
Draco: *sweats nervously* No it's not
Pansy: Whose is it then
Draco: *panics* 
Draco: Hedwig

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Draco: *wears cool outfit*
Harry: *sighs* I wish I could pull that off
Draco: Go ahead
Harry: What
Draco: What

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Hermione: If there's a fire in the Slytherin common dorm, and Malfoy and Zabini are in there, what will you do?
Harry: Save Draco, because I can't let Draco get hurt
Hermione:
Hermione: YOU HAVE TO STOP THE FIRE! PUT OUT THE FIRE HARRY!
Harry: Oh

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-Texting-

Draco: Come over
Harry: I can't, my car only has 3 wheels
Draco: Do you have a tricycle?
Harry: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home."
Draco: I was distracted by your tricycle
Harry: Okay, start over
Draco: Come over
Harry: I can't my car only has 3 wheels
Draco: What colour is your tricycle?

*Harry Potter has left the chat*

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Draco: I'm pregnant
Harry:
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: *gasping* Will you not be here to support our child?
Harry: Did you adopt a cat again?
Draco, pulling a cat from under his shirt: Look at how adorable she is!