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Draco: You can say "have a nice day!" Without a problem.

Draco: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" without sounding vaguely threatening.

Gold: ...Why. Just why.

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Draco: I have a black belt.

Lunar: In judo?

Draco: From Gucci.

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Draco: I ain't talking.

Lunar: [sharpens his knive] I got ways of making people talk.

*Lunar cuts a piece of cake*

Draco: Can I have some?

Lunar: Cake is for talkers.

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Rainbow: JUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL-

Gold: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Draco: Whenever I get sad, I just imagine a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.

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