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Harry Potter

Narcissa: Lucius, Draco turns 11 today, you should give him the "talk"

Lucius: The "talk"? Okay, the talk, I'm going to give him the talk...definitely

*later*

Lucius: Son...when a man...does it with a woman, or with a man, or a woman with a woman, there's a few safe spells you need to learn-

Narcissa: Lucius! I meant the talk about Hogwarts! Talk to him about school, he's 11

Lucius: ...Oh

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Hufflepuff: It's unhealthy to eat after 9pm

Slytherin, eating sweets at 3am: Oh man, it's a good thing time is an illusion

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Slytherin: Do you ever get water hungry?

Ravenclaw: You mean thirsty?

Slytherin: Water hungry.

Ravenclaw: I hate you.

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Arthur: I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss, like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound...

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A sick Ravenclaw: Right now, I'm about 60% snot and 40% person.