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Peter: Why would I pass my exams when I can just pass away?

Tony: *inhales*

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Tony: *accidentally hits Peter in the face while showing off his new suit*

Tony's mind: *Doesn't know whether to say "I'm freaking sorry" or "Are you okay"*

Tony: ARE YOU FREAKING SORRY?

Peter, holding back tears: W-why?

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Tony: I need you to swear-

Peter: Oh f-

Tony: ...

Tony: Swear as in promise.

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Police officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Tony: Yeah, but do I have the ability?

Rhodes: Tones, please...

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Peter: Mr. Stark, if humans can't see air but can see water...

Tony: Yes?

Peter: Does that mean fish can see air but can't see water?

Tony: ...

Peter: ...

Tony: ... Shoot.

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