Peter: Why would I pass my exams when I can just pass away?
Tony: *inhales*
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Tony: *accidentally hits Peter in the face while showing off his new suit*
Tony's mind: *Doesn't know whether to say "I'm freaking sorry" or "Are you okay"*
Tony: ARE YOU FREAKING SORRY?
Peter, holding back tears: W-why?
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Tony: I need you to swear-
Peter: Oh f-
Tony: ...
Tony: Swear as in promise.
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Police officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Tony: Yeah, but do I have the ability?
Rhodes: Tones, please...
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Peter: Mr. Stark, if humans can't see air but can see water...
Tony: Yes?
Peter: Does that mean fish can see air but can't see water?
Tony: ...
Peter: ...
Tony: ... Shoot.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...