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Wings of Fire

Moon: *writing in her diary* Dear Diary, how are you? I'm fine.
Moon: 
Moon: Aggghhhh you got me, I'm not fine. Moons, you're good.

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Kinkajou: I made a marshmallow, Winter! See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for being loud and obnoxious. You like it?
Winter: *chokes up* It's okay

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Winter: Okay, let's stop using the term "butthurt." We aren't two anymore.
Qibli: You sound fannytroubled, Winter.
Moon: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Kinkajou: Someone's having a tushytantrum.

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Kinkajou: *inhales*
Winter: I swear to the moons, if you tell that Caesar salad joke again, I'm going to leave the room
Kinkajou: :):):)
Kinkajou: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times!
Winter: *looks at Qibli*
Qibli: Nice one!
Winter: Oh my moons.

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Qibli: Hey, what's black and white and red all over?
Winter: That's so easy. Everyone knows that one. It's a sunburned penguin.
Qibli: Well, what's-
Winter: I have one.
Qibli: *surprised* Oh, really? What is it?
Winter: What's standing in my cave, scaring my scavenger, and telling terrible jokes?
Qibli: Hey-
Winter: A dead SandWing
Qibli: 
Qibli: Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.