James, on the phone with Lily: Lils, I have bad news. I lost the baby.
Lily: James, Harry is with me
James: Good news, Lily. I found the baby
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James: I can't sleep
Remus: James, you haven't even gotten into the bed yet, stupid
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James, tiredly walking into dorm room: Remus. I need a hammer
Remus: Why?
James, thinking of Sirius screeching demonically in the common room: No reason
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Fred: Attention fellow members of the Weasley family...
George: We would like to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Charlie: A dragon?
Fred: No.
Charlie: A baby dragon?
George: ...No.
Charlie: A baby dragon with a little hat on?
Fred & George: No!
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Lily: My wand is 8 inches long and made of steel.
Remus: I think that wand is a knife.
Lily: What are you talking about it's my wand.
Sirius: What spells can you cast with it?
Lily: Stab.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...