Harry Potter

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James, on the phone with Lily: Lils, I have bad news. I lost the baby.

Lily: James, Harry is with me

James: Good news, Lily. I found the baby

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James: I can't sleep

Remus: James, you haven't even gotten into the bed yet, stupid

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James, tiredly walking into dorm room: Remus. I need a hammer

Remus: Why?

James, thinking of Sirius screeching demonically in the common room: No reason

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Fred: Attention fellow members of the Weasley family...

George: We would like to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Charlie: A dragon?

Fred: No.

Charlie: A baby dragon?

George: ...No.

Charlie: A baby dragon with a little hat on?

Fred & George: No!

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Lily: My wand is 8 inches long and made of steel.

Remus: I think that wand is a knife.

Lily: What are you talking about it's my wand.

Sirius: What spells can you cast with it?

Lily: Stab.

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