Disclaimer:
I don't ship them as a romance, but I ship it hard as a very reluctant, angry bromance :)
Minerva: Mr. Potter?
Harry and Draco: Yes?
Minerva:
Harry:
Draco:
Ron:
Hermione:
Pansy:
Draco: Oops。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Draco: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED YOU!
Harry: I'M ANNOYING? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!
Draco: WELL YEAH, BUT YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Hermione: I think we're done playing Uno for the night.
Ron: I agree.。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Harry: So are you playing solo or in a duet?
Draco: I don't play any instruments
Harry: ... not what I meant
Draco: What do you mean?
Harry: Are you SOLO or in a DUET?
Draco: Are you asking if I'm single?
Harry: Yes, but in a very musical way.。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Harry: What should I get Ginny for our upcoming wedding anniversary?
Draco: *under his breath* Divorce papers。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Harry: You know what? You're pretty freaking annoying
Draco: Oh shove off, Potter-
Draco: hE cAlLeD mE pReTtY
Pansy: Draco, no.
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