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Harry Potter (Drarry Edition)

Disclaimer:

I don't ship them as a romance, but I ship it hard as a very reluctant, angry bromance :)

Draco: This date is boring.
Harry: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Draco: Then why did you invite me?
Harry: I specifically told you "don't come with me" and you said "Screw you, Potter, I can do whatever I want" and followed me here!

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Harry: *holding his wand in a duelling position* I'm gonna take you out!
Draco: Great! It's a date!
Harry: *is so bewildered* I meant that as a threat!
Draco: *walking away* See you at 6!

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Draco: Accio Soulmate!
*Harry appears*
Harry: What the bloody hell do you want, Malfoy?
Draco:
Harry:
Draco:
Draco: o H -

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Harry: I did not sleep at all last night
Ron: You know what they say. if you can't sleep, it's because someone else is thinking about you.
Harry: Ha! Who'd be thinking about me a 3am?
Draco: *panicked silence*

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Harry: What is missing? A E _ O U
Draco: I
Harry: What is the opposite of hate?
Draco: Love
Harry: What is the opposite of me?
Draco: A handsome guy.