Luna: If you took a shot every bad decision you took, how drunk would you be?
Hermione: A little tipsy?
Ron: Drunk.
Ginny: Wasted.
Harry: Dead.。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Ron: That's stupid.
Hermione: There's a "u" in stupid, you know.
Ron: Yeah, well, there's an "i" in stupid too.
Ron: Wait-。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Bellatrix: You can't keep breaking into my house, Rudolphus...
Rudolphis: Bella, this is OUR house.。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Hermione: *sneezes*
Ron: Bless you.
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Ginny: *sneezes*
Harry: Ginny, are you okay? Are you sick? Here, let me wrap you up in a warm blanket and hand-feed you some soup.
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Pansy: *sneezes*
Draco: Shut the freak up!。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Rudolphis: *gets down on one knee in front of Bellatrix*
Voldemort: Oh my Merlin! It's finally happening!
Rudolphus: *collapses*
Voldemort: The poison is kicking in!
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...