Warrior Cats

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Graystripe: So, sleep well last night?
Sandstorm: No, Duskpelt kept me up all night. Ugh. He just kept screaming, crying, begging for help, there were things breaking, evil laughter, sobbing, he kept yelling for Ferncloud, his window opening, and sudden heavy gusts of wind were coming in. You know, that sort of thing.
Graystripe: What's wrong with him?
Sandstorm: What do I look like? His friend?

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Appledusk: Ugh, this rain is so annoying.
Mapleshade: You're so annoying.
Appledusk: Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon.
Mapleshade: I hope you end soon.
Appledusk: Agh, I'm getting soaked!
Mapleshade: You're getting soa- and you're ugly as well.
Appledusk: As ever, Mapleshade, your sense of humour never ceases to amaze me.
Mapleshade: Was that an insult?
Appledusk: You figure it out.

Later in the future

Mapleshade: Finally, after many years, I return. Now it's time to- wait... That was an insult!

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Jayfeather: This has got to be the worst birthday ever...
Lionblaze: Is it because the Dark Forest is gonna attack?
Jayfeather: No, because it's a little humid- YES IT'S BECAUSE THE DARK FOREST IS GONNA ATTACK.

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Thistleclaw: WHAT IS THIS TINY KITTEN DOING AT THE BORDER OF OUR TERRITORY THAT WE LITERALLY NEVER USE
Tigerpaw: IT THREATENS OUR VERY LIVES WE MUST D E S T R O Y  I T 
Bluefur:
Bluefur: Chill

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Squirrelflight: Have I ever lied to you?
Bramblestar: ...
Squirrelflight: ... I mean, in this den?

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