INT. Dressing room in a chapel, late spring in 2009.
(Deep moans coming from a man)
RASHAD: Mmmm, ohh yes.
ISIS: You like that?
RASHAD: Shhh.
(She continues to pleasure him)
Damn, girl! You're gonna make me...
(He grunts. Zips his pants up and exhales)
Thanks for coming through. I needed that one last time.
(She chuckles while standing up)
ISIS: Yeah, right. Call me when you get tired of that bitch. Congratulations on your prenuptial.
RASHAD: I'm serious, Isis. This is it.
ISIS: Whatever you say, babe.
(She grabs her bag, blows him a kiss and leaves. Enters Don)
DON: No you did not call Isis for some goodbye head on your wedding day. I thought y'all hit that last night?
RASHAD: Shhh. Keep it down.
DON: You should've kept it down. You don't think Toni heard you moaning and groaning?
RASHAD: Nope. I scheduled it so that the car would bring her here at 10.
(Don looks at his watch)
DON: With ten minutes to spear. Now that you got that out of your system, are you ready to get married?
RASAHD: Yeah, man. Let's do this.
DON: Do you plan on calling Isis after your honeymoon?
RASHAD: No. I'm serious. I just needed to get it out of my system. The minute I say I do I plan on being a faithful man.
DON: I know, man.
(Walks over to Rashad and fixes his tie)
You are one of the most loyal people I know. You'll make a great husband...
(A questionable look on his face)
RASHAD: But?
DON: Are you sure you want to marry her?
RASHAD: Don, I'm sure. I love her. I mean, I know she can be—
DON: A bi—
(Rashad gives him a warning look)
Big pain the ass.
RASHAD: Nice save.
DON: I'm just saying...
(Finishes tying Rashad's bow tie)
She's not the easiest woman in the world to get along with.
RASHAD: I know. But we've been through too much for me not to marry her.
DON: Dude, you're only 32, but hey, as long as you're happy.
(They continue their conversation. Behind where they stand the silhouette of a woman is seen, unbeknownst to them)
(One year later)
Ext. Lavished backyard around 3:00pm. Guests are sipping champagne and conversing.
(Rashad clinks his glass to gather their attention)
RASHAD : Thank you all for coming out today to help me celebrate a blissful year of marriage to this beautiful, queen.
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