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cookies [BoyxBoy]

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first in the 'sweets' series ••• "i have cookies." "First off, what kind? Second, who is this?" ••• Getting a message from an unknown number was a surprise to Remy. He grew up having no friends to talk too, let alone, message. When the unknown perso...

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let's begin with how Remi met the idiot he grew to love, shall we?

unknown number: i have cookies!

Remi: first off, what kind?

Remi: secondly, who are you?

unknown number: macadamia nuts. isn't this the girl next door to me?

Remi: gross. no this isn't.

unknown number: le gasps

unknown number: how dare you insult macadamia nuts!

unknown number: oh, i thought this was. i guess she misplaced a digit or something.

Remi: or she didn't want you to message her.

unknown number: i doubt. i'm super hot. no girl or boy can resist me.

Remi: oh really now? and what makes you think that? for all you know, you could be the ugliest guy and no one wants to admit it.

unknown number: le gasp again.

unknown number: for your information, i was quite the lad growing up. everyone at school wanted a piece of me.

Remi: whatevs. goodbye.

unknown number: wait, no!