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cookies [BoyxBoy]

Humor

first in the 'sweets' series ••• "i have cookies." "First off, what kind? Second, who is this?" ••• Getting a message from an unknown number was a surprise to Remy. He grew up having no friends to talk too, let alone, message. When the unknown perso...

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hunter: OHAYI GOZAMAS!

me: it's 'ohayo gozaimas'... baka.

hunter: oops. whatchu doing?

me: watching my dad, uncle, and other people work on a house.

hunter: why?

me: what do you mean 'why'?

hunter: why are you watching them?

me: i have nothing better to do *shrugs*

hunter: le gasp! am i a cockroach?

me: no but your brain is as tiny as one.

hunter: that's not very nice princesa.

me: call me Princesa again...

hunter: p. r. i. n. c. e. s. a.

hunter: hello?

hunter: did you just block me?

hunter: PRINCESA?!