cookies [BoyxBoy]

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unknown number: it is official, i am in love with my legs.

Remi: explain, what does that have to do with me?

unknown number: i don't know. if i was a dog, i'd probably hump them.

Remi: Jesus Christ.

unknown number: is a sexy beast.

Remi: goodbye, stranger.

unknown number: no, don't leave!

Remi: it's 3 am in the morning. i need sleep.

unknown number: no you don't. you need me. *wiggles eyebrows*

Remi: ...

unknown number: cat got your tongue princess?

Remi: *cringes* i am not a princess.

unknown number: queen? goddess? Mufasa?

Remi: probably Mufasa

unknown number: i knew it!

Remi: you're a nincompoop.

unknown number: awe, that's the sweetest thing someone has ever said to me.

Remi: bye.

unknown number: nooooooo

unknown number: hello?

unknown number: Mufasa?