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cookies [BoyxBoy]

Humor

first in the 'sweets' series ••• "i have cookies." "First off, what kind? Second, who is this?" ••• Getting a message from an unknown number was a surprise to Remy. He grew up having no friends to talk too, let alone, message. When the unknown perso...

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20 9 4

by dxstrange

by dxstrange

papi amor: *sends image*

mi princesa: oh my...

papi amor: hard enough for you? ;)

mi princesa: WHY DID YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR ABS?!

papi amor: you gotta see what's yours right princesa?

mi princesa: those *points at 6 pack* aren't mine.

mi princesa: these *points at own flat stomach* are mine.

papi amor: actually, these *points at six pack* are yours and those *points at your stomach* are mine :)

mi princesa: i-

mi princesa: i'm not even gonna argue...

papi amor: good *kisses your forehead

papi amor: i miss you : / it's been too long. what, a year?

papi amor: can we meet up? *groans loudly*

mi princesa: correction, two days. and no, we can not.

papi amor: why nooooot? :(

papi amor: felt like nine years :(

mi princesa: i don't wanna see you.

papi amor: i'll pull up at your front door if you don't meet me at my house in 15 minutes.

mi princesa: you wouldn't... i'm not home alone Hunter. My aunts and very annoying baby cousins are here.

papi amor: even better. i'll introduce myself ^-^

mi princesa: FUCK NO!

mi princesa: fucking shit! i'll be there in 10 minutes -_- asshole...

papi amor: awwwww how sweet ^-^