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cookies [BoyxBoy]

Humor

first in the 'sweets' series ••• "i have cookies." "First off, what kind? Second, who is this?" ••• Getting a message from an unknown number was a surprise to Remy. He grew up having no friends to talk too, let alone, message. When the unknown perso...

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papi amor: i changed your name!

mi princesa: to?

papi amor: mi princesa <3

mi princesa: oh god...

papi amor: I MISS CHU PRINCESA!

mi princesa: i do not care :/

papi amor: ouch :(

mi princesa: awe did i hurt you? :)

papi amor: no :p

mi princesa: whatevs

papi amor: WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN????

mi princesa: never :)

papi amor: remember i know where you live (;

mi princesa: kuso...

papi amor: CAN I COME OVER???

mi princesa: i'm not home right now.

papi amor: where are you?

mi princesa: my dad and uncle are working on the house again.

papi amor: i can track your phone (:

mi princesa: what kind of creep-

papi amor: i'm kidding. fine, i'll wait till you're ready to see me again :(

papi amor: *sniffs*

mi princesa: woof

papi amor: *wiggles eyebrows* ooo sexual

mi princesa: bhe hunter *facepalms*

mi princesa: bye*

papi amor: no!

papi amor: ish sorry!

papi amor: come baaacck (><)

papi amor: KUSO! -_-