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cookies [BoyxBoy]

Humor

first in the 'sweets' series ••• "i have cookies." "First off, what kind? Second, who is this?" ••• Getting a message from an unknown number was a surprise to Remy. He grew up having no friends to talk too, let alone, message. When the unknown perso...

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Remi: hey...

hunter: what's wrong?

Remi: why do you assume something's wrong?

hunter: first off, you messaged me first. secondly, YOU MESSAGED ME FIRST.

Remi: i'm just lonely.

hunter: are you at home?

Remi: no, i went out for a walk.

hunter: ARE YOU CRAZY?! IT'S 1 AM! GO BACK HOME NOW!

Remi: you're not my dad...

hunter: i don't give a flying two leprecaun buttocks! go back home, Remi.

Remi: but... i wanna continue walking :(

hunter: that's not my damn business, take a walk back to your house -_-

Remi: meanie...

hunter: i know, princesa.

Remi: i'm going home now...

hunter: good princesa.

Remi: *mumbles curse words*

hunter: *kisses your forehead*