Sooooo I got a new outfit today.... It's for when my family goes to Pennsylvania for Christmas to visit my grandparents. My sister and I are going to rake beautiful senior pictures in the snow :) it gonna be awesome.
Hey so I am seriously obsessed with this book right now on Wattpad..... It's called Death is my BFF.
Wanna know something strange? On my phone there is a note. Well there are 47 notes but one of them says this, " Death is bff."
I kid you not. That is exactly what is written. EXACTLY. NO JOKE. I had not even heard of said book when I made that note. I don't actually know what the note was originally supposed to mean but I guess it doesn't matter now ey?
So who totally pigged out on candy??? I didn't. I ate a small powdered donut, a snickers, four small Reese's cups, two mini Hershey bars, and a cotton candy puff thing. Oh and half a sno cone.... Then I had shots of the sno cone juice....
Here's the thing about concentrated flavors. They're strong. But meeee, I have a terrible nose, and therefore sense of taste. So I downed the "shot" of sour apple concentrate like it was milk. I say milk cuz I drink it more than water.
Why is "cuz" acceptable on autocorrect???
I TOOK A BATH IN A JETTED WHIRLPOOL BATHTUB TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freaking amazing guys, you have noooooo clue. None. Cray. So bomb. Get one.
I also realized that I have very little intrinsic motivation. Someone correct me if that's the wrong way to say self-motivation. Please.
Wellllllll tell your buds about me chickies!!!!!! And give me some ideas for a short story ya? Love yaaaa!!!!
-Momma Duck!
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.aka....👓👧.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,Ps hit that wee star down in the corner will ya? 😉😘 thanks lovies. It really does mean a lot to me when I get feedback. It keeps me going ya kno? Without knowing I can entertain people I don't want to go on... So for both of our sakes (not sakés) hit that button like its your drunk crush!!! (Okay not REALLY but seriously hit it. Just do it)
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It's late and I'm bored.
HumorIt's basically a mess of thoughts, opinions, and things that I want to say out loud but don't so people don't put me in the loony bin or hit me. Enjoy :3