It's late and I'm bored.

Nutella

"Are your legs made out of Nutella? Cuz I would love to spread them."

This was a joke in one of my new followers books....... I "lol"d so hard Cx hehehe there were soooo many funny ones lolol I bet none of you could find the quote. And hey author of the joke? Don't give it away ;) I wanna test my chickies!! First person to find who it is and what book gets a shoutout in MY book ^_^ and when I talk about people in my books, they usually reappear in later chapters. Ex: Nex and Nessa.

SPEAKING OF WHICH.
Nessa asked me not to call her "Nessa" anymore. Wellllll....... More like, "DO NOT CALL ME NESSA!!!" But maybe not so loud yeesh

*fiddles with ear for a moment*

SO I won't call her Nessa anymore..... It'll be Nessie ;3 love. Youuuu Nessieeeeee hehehehehe oh and my dearest companion, Nex.... Is it spe11ed Nexie? Or wuh?.. Cuz I'm confizzd1ed......

I rea11y fee1 bad for people who c1ick on my book then rea1ize I don't always Eng1ish. Yes, I used Eng1ish as a verb...... Because in my Eng1ish 4 AP class, that is what we 1ike to ca11 a joke". It's pretty clever. ;) so did ya notice anything odd about that paragraph? No? Me neither ._.

Nother quote from his book, "I"m not a weather man but you can expect more than a couple inches tonight". XDDDDDD GUYS...... ROTFLMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So funny :) I also gave you a hint. It's a dudeeee.... Find him..... And bring me his head! Lol jk... >;) or am I?? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Cx lol no haha I'm srsly joking...... ;)
My butts cramping. Sitting crisscross applesauce too long bruh. Gah and on this bed too freaking yeesh, not cool.

Heh I have boobiessssssss........

RNdom.

Protest. #hashtag #jaredandisaiahrock #ihateessays

Yes..... I put hashtag hashtag. It's my thing. I like it, so don't try to convince me it's not acceptable or weird or retarded cuz...
1. Idgaf if you "accept" it or not, I do.
2. It is weird and I'm weird and normal is boring so HA SUCK IT
3. Retarded is a mean thing to say. To anyone/ thing. It's just rude. So Don't. Ever.

Choo choooooo....... There goes my train of thought....... That's okay, I fixed that by laying down on my bed that's covered with stuff it shouldn't be. Like textbooks...... and clothing.... And a backpack...... Ugh gerrof!!!! Nope too lazy to get up and do it myself. Fans in and I don't want it to be. I will do that one though. Hey that's a great topic for the next chspter. Stuff I hate :) we'll not hate... Hate is such a strong word. Maybe EXTREMELY DISLIKE works. Yep. This hurts my arms. I'm typing on an iPad right now cuz I don't do technology. And tech hates Nat. *whispers to you, "that's me..." And smiles*

Duh you idiot they're reading this aren't they? They know who we are.
We?
Yes us. Me Nd you.
I
Who are you?
You.
No who are YOUUU?
YOU YOU DIPPWAD. WE DIDNT CHEW ON THR CRADLE BARS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG!!!
So you were my bestest buddy?
I guess you could say tht...
Huh weird how I don't remember you...
*face palms*

THAT WAS MY HEAD. IN WRITING. MAGNIFICENT RIGHT? WHY AM I DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS??? Idk.... Oh nvm lol good :)

K I wanna go read death is my bff, rememberrrrrr my challllleeennnnngggge chickieeeeesssss.......
Momma Duck loves you!!!

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Aka 👓👧

P.S. Find the quirk ;)

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"If it's true you are what you eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning."
.... Filthy. Filthy and I like it.

I. Am. Shameless.